I'm A Desperate Houseboy -- 100% MGTOW/MRA 'Red Pill' Junkie!

Here's A Different Kind Of 'Red Pill' To Swallow...

2012-02-01T20:23:00.000-08:00

(HT:AVFM for the graphic BTW...)

Interesting, isn't it? ...And what's so special about this kind of 'pill'--RED HEARTS, as a surprise antidote for the month of 'CUPID'!

Tonight's Wednesday, February 1st...and ol' Febbie runs right in. For this monthly intro, here are just a few of the many events taking place this month as a timeline:

Hug a 'Black' Brotha [or a Sista] these next 29 days [Black History Month]
Spot a Groundhog and trap it for dinner [Groundhog Day is Tomorrow, this Thursday, 2/2]
Say 'good luck and may the best pigskin win' at the 'Bowl [Super Bowl XLVI, this Sunday, 2/5]]
Avoid the hearts, flowers, jewelry, and chocolates--and former love crushes that Cupid recommends [Valentine's Day, one week from Tuesday, 2/14]
Venerate your Founding Fathers [Presidents Day, two weeks from Monday, 2/20]
Catch a neck-ful of purple, gold, and green beads [Mardi Gras, that next day, two weeks from Tuesday, 2/21] and go on a 'Lent' diet thereafter [Ash Wednesday, three weeks from tonight, 2/22]
Oh yeah...and since this is the shortest of the 12 months, learn how to 'leap' [Leap Year Day is the last day of this month, Wednesday, 2/29]

...And what's next on your list? Lighting the candles with

NBA star/current divorcee, Kris Humphries [27th Birthday this Tuesday, 2/7]
Spoiled little celebutante/heiress, Paris Hilton [31st Birthday two weeks from Friday, 2/17]
And soap star, Antonio Sabato Jr. [he makes it to the big '4-0' on Leap Year Day, Wednesday, 2/29]

Lastly, talk to an Aquarian [Fri. 1/20 to Sat. 2/18] about this horoscopic ambition:

"...Play around and have fun with the red hearts and chocolates; however, don't forget to continue to make life better for the little guys and gals with new ideas..."

As for me, your Houseboy is slowly dissecting this blog 'till its end--this month, I'll be including some closing thoughts, rants, and ideas--all leading up to the post #400 and the 5th anniversary of this blog. I'm still thinking about some new directions I may take...but enjoy ol' Febbie for now--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

Sleep tight!

MRA/MGTOW Video Of The Night: 10 Questions For Women

2012-01-31T21:06:00.001-08:00

Well, folks...it's the last day of January; however, while I'm still thinking about what to do with my blog, enjoy this excellent YouTube video from user, 6oodFella--FOR A HOUSEBOY. Nite-nite!

I'm At The Crossroads--I'm Not Sure About Continuing This Blog...

2012-01-30T17:07:00.000-08:00

(HT:YouTube user, FabianRBC, for this song, "Falling To Rise" from Revolution Renaissance)

Good evening folks, I have some news about the future of this blog. Right now, I'm confused, discouraged, exhausted, and frustrated of the activities occurring in the man-o-sphere.

This March will mark my 5th anniversary as a men's rights blogger and my 12th year of contributing to the men's rights movement...and I haven't been able to--or can't seem to keep up with men's issues. Whether it be PUA/Game, Greek [e.g., Alpha, Beta, Omega, Zeta, etc.], annoying rationalization hamsters, or from The Spearhead, In Mala Fide, A Voice For Men, Men's Activism News Network, and MGTOW, it's getting really difficult for me to participate. Within the past 3 years, I've had to deal with runarounds, personal family business, my job, illnesses and lack of missed chances to comment as of late. And just recently, I have been lying to you, and to myself of the many topics, features, and rants that I've wanted to touch base on.

I think that maybe it's time for me to sign off and 'pass the torch' to another popular MRA blogger. I don't know...I really don't know. By March 1st, this blog will reach its 400th post--and after that, I will eventually call it a day. I tried to leave twice, but every time I've had a change of heart and always continued. This month alone, I have not even had a chance to share my thoughts on the Concordia shipwreck near Italy, nor the circumcision mess, nor have I given Ms. Hymowitz a piece of my mind on the child-man/manning up garbage. I'm all out of energy and ideas; nonetheless, I've tired myself of fighting with those evil feminist bullies and their supportive mangina sycophants, and moreover, of not clicking well with other MRA/MGTOW bloggers, whether they claim to be MRA/MGTOW/Red Pill or not.

So starting tonight, I'm going to count down the days to the end...and yes, March 1st, my blog turns 5 years old and my 400th post could be my last. But please don't fret--I'll still be participating in other blogs, and the aforementioned stalwarts of this community.

I think personally that it's time for me to move on from here--I can't continue blogging anymore--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

My days here are numbered. Please share your thoughts...

How To Become A 'Beauty' Out Of A 'Beast'...

2012-01-09T18:53:00.000-08:00

First, there was a 7' tall hoops player named Greg...

...he was an athletic 'BEAST' of many talents, a well-defined 'alpha male' to the ladies. But suddenly, he was no longer comfortable being that 'BEAST'--so with an ounce of 'girl juice' and with the help of mini-skirts, dresses, and blouses, Greg became a 'BEAUTY' named Lindsey...

...and from that moment, a 'GLAMAZON' was born! With her newly transformed identity, she set out into the world to further get in touch with her soft and sensitive 'feminine' side. That unusual 'red pill' moment freed the former 'male' from repressed masculinity; moreover, it saved him from being another 'cell-block' resident, a statistic of a dying social breed in response to the recent 'mancession', and from the most important non-victorious 'gender' role(s) of all: being the 'pursuer'. This femme, is a different type of woman: more enlightened, more expressive, and hopefully uninfected by 'feminist' toxins. Yes...a 'BIG BEAUTY' is born! Bigger than BIGFOOT, but more beautiful than BARBIE!

So folks, the moral of this short tale is: To be the bigger man in these turbulent times, it's best to be the better woman. Those dreaded feminists--FOR A HOUSEBOY...

(HT(s): Miss.Stana@Femulate for the inspiration to this fable, and to DailyMail.co.uk for the pictorials and post.)

Womanless Diet Tip #7: Observe The Preferential Treatment Of The Feminine

2012-01-09T18:20:00.000-08:00

Yep...the 'bikini bod' is mightier than the 'buff bod'--hopefully, it's the same kind of attitude that you'd expect from a matrilineal-leaning landmass like the Cayman Islands--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

(HT:Dr.Helen for the pictorial.)

The MRA/MGTOW/Man-O-Sphere Song Of The Moment--'Fuck You Feminist Bitch' By Pretty In Pink

2012-01-05T18:40:00.000-08:00

Great song...and an even greater message to the feminists--but, I'm not going to rub it in. Enjoy the song--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT:YouTube user, GDayDreamer)

Mme. Noire Just Doesn't Get It...

2012-01-04T18:30:00.000-08:00

7 MANLY THINGS WE WISH MEN STILL DID

Move Out Of Their Mother's House
(Really, Mme. Noire--Move out of Mama's House when the recession has systematically dissolved male productivity and that he has no chance right now to earn a living?? You've got to be kidding me)
Insist On Paying The Bill
(NO!--you've made your own damn money, now pay for your own damn food on the date. Moreover, if you were a wife of mine, or a roommate, shell up your share of the cash and help pay the rent!)
Dialing Our Number
(You know...why don't you try to call and ask me out--if you are so interested in me??? It's not going to make you 'less of a lady'...besides, I don't mind going out, but seriously...I don't want to have to always 'do the asking'!)
Hold The Door Open For A Stranger
(...Which I do as always for everyone--not just for your self-entitled ass.)
Keep Us Warm
(UH...you could go to Burlington Coat Factory and buy yourself a scarf and a hoodie--I need my jacket too...)
Help Us With Our Bags
(NOOOOO! You carry your own baggage)
Having A Signature Aftershave
(FUCK OFF, Mme.--Do you mean to tell me that Old Spice, AXE, or even TAG isn't good enough for you?)

What's the use of going out of my way, or even bending over backwards, to do these seven outdated, personal, and nonsensical things just to win your heart...and not get 'cockblocked' for it? You say that: 'I CAN DO BAD MY MYSELF--I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' MAN', but at the same time--you still want us to be your 'doormat'--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

FORGET ABOUT IT, MME. NOIRE!

Get The "CUT"--Or Else...

2012-01-04T17:54:00.000-08:00

Ok, question--What gives the penis-envied United Nations the right to bully a Sub-Saharan African male (adult/child) to get the tip of his penis removed?

It's simple: Just unethically treat 28 million of those males [esp. in South Africa, Kenya, Uganda, and Zimbabwe] as lab rats for HIV/AIDS prevention and for their own pleasure, without even giving a DAMN about their feelings and their own basic birthright to their own body--#OMINOUS AS FUCK!

In this day...a male's own body [reproductively speaking] cannot be his own to clean and care for--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

(HT:Robert.O'Hara@AVFM)

It's All About The '12'--Rev Him Up Already...

2012-01-01T17:55:00.000-08:00

...Now, I know that 12 of anything makes a dozen, and I have driven on I-12 a while back in Louisiana, but there's a certain Mister #12 that's ready to go--calendar-wise!

Happy New Year's Day, Houseboy fans...tonight is Sunday night, the 1st of January--the first day of 2012! Did y'all have fun with the fireworks and the champagne last night? I sure did. BTW, now that this Holiday season is behind us, it's time to turn our focus to '012! It's an election year (Presidential elections), a 'leap' year (having 29 days instead of the proverbial 28 days), and a (summer) olympic year. Remember MLK as always [MLK Day, two weeks from Monday, 1/16], and send the kiddies back to school in the cold on Tuesday [Start the second half of the school year with them, 1/3].

This month send birthday wishes to:

Cuba Gooding Jr. for his 44th, tomorrow [Monday, 1/2]
Diane Keaton, who doesn't look a day older at 2/3rds of a century old [Thursday, 1/5 she will be 66]
Nicole Eggert, (from Charles In Charge and Baywatch) as she hits the big "4-0" [Next Friday, 1/13]
...and, The Dark Knight himself, Christian Bale as he turns 38 towards the end [Monday, 1/30]

Next up, where are all my Alpha-Capricorns at? (Thu. 12/22 to Thu 1/19) If you're still a mess from last year, then heed this horoscope:

"Be reserved; however, unconditionally show love to your fellow colleagues after a weekend of champagne to drink away the scars of yester-year, then clean yourself up and develop the will to work hard at your comraderie as year #12 awaits you."

Then at last, have a list of resolutions--and 'practice what you've prepared'.

*IMPORTANT* Prepare yourself to vote out the worst politicians and president this election year, if they keep on refusing to work with you to secure your rights.
Shape up, fix whatever is broken, and prepare to help put this broken country back together.
Still deal with the 15 trillion debt in your minds and understand its consequence on account of greed, corruption, and sleaze.
Lay off the dating/PUA/marriage scenes as always--it's too painfully expensive!
Plan road/day/field trips often to unwind from your own everyday miseries.
And...with me, consider a 'womanless' diet to spare yourself from the heartache, rejection, and the price of encountering with a post-/feminist woman.

Start your engines--4, 3, 2, 1...zoom off with 2012--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

2011--DOOOOOOONE!

2011-12-31T12:11:00.000-08:00

HEHEHE...I just had to throw that in there!

Ok folks, a big hat tip to YouTube user, MrBoyBlondie, for that BGC Kristen Kelly spoof--it perfectly describes the status of the year MMXI--2011, that is...

Regardless, it's Saturday, December 31st, the last day of this month and also, the last day of 2011. Of course, my fourth month of going 'Woman-Less' had been tumultuous, due to my illness and laziness. I did promise to fill you guys in on an update of what's been happening in the man-o-sphere, but it looks like I'll have to carry it into the New Year, 2012. I hope that all of you have enjoyed this year of twists and turns, victories and losses, and heartfelt and heartaches.

To conclude, here are:

The MRA/MGTOW/Manosphere Class of 2011

Alcuin (VALEDICTORIAN)
Girl.Writes.What (VALEDICTORIAN)
The Private Man (SALUTATORIAN)
Johnny.Rambo (SALUTATORIAN)
Agent.Orange Files (from RadFem)
George.Rolph (A Man With A Pen)
Ferdinand Martinelli (Rulaz Rockerz)
Allan.Rosen, the Zero.Tolerance.Man
Forweg
Rookh
Zeta Male
Workshy Joe
Badger's Hut
Adam Kotsakis and the Gynocentric Theory
Simon Grey
Omega Virgin Revolt
Omnipitron
Dr. Pelle Billing
The Fifth Horseman, the Misandry Bubble dude
Lady.Catherine
Izzey (c/o, A Voice For Men)
Typhon.Blue (c/o, A Voice For Men)
Andy.Bob (c/o, A Voice For Men)
Jade.Michael (c/o, A Voice For Men)
John.The.Other (c/o, A Voice For Men)
Alphabeta.Supe (c/o, A Voice For Men)
Keyster (c/o, A Voice For Men)
Gucci.Little.Piggy
Ernest Chatham MSW, Robin.Gold, and co. @ Screw White Feminists
Woozoo
Human.Stupidity
Delusion.Damage
Charlie Bushmeister and co. @ Single Dude Travel
Veritas Aucleus
Barbarosssa (via YouTube)
Christy0Misty (via YouTube)
Leigh.Sabio, aka the Masochist Masculist (via YouTube)
Quiet Riot Grrl

Top Ideas, Highlights, News, Events, Themes, and Keywords for 2011:

Slutwalk March,
Manning Up (via TV, Article, and Pop Culture),
AVfM and A Shrink For Men Debut(s),
Texas Summer Drought And Central Texas Wildfire,
USA's Credit Rating Dropped,
15 Trillion debt,
Radical Feminist Obliteration Of Males,
Penn State Pedophilia Scandal,
Andrej Pejic and the Femi-Man Movement,
Register-Her Site For Female Offenders,
My MGTOW/MRA Woman-less Diet,
Male Sexual Mutilation (e.g., Catherine Kieu Becker, Mass Circumcision),
Lion Goodman's Ultimate Men's Summit,
McDonald's Hoodrattery (i.e., Rayon McIntosh and Christina Lee Polis),
Casey Anthony's Acquittal Of Murder,
Dr. Conrad Murray's Conviction Of Manslaughter Of Michael Jackson
Gay Marriage Permitted In NY,
Thomas James Ball's Self Immolation-BY-Fire Due To Heartless Family Courts,
Gabrielle Giffords' Assassination Attempt In Arizona,
Rebecca Black's Maligned Pop Hit Song 'Friday',
Embattled Tom Matlack and his Good Men Project,
Hetero-Marriage Collapse/Decline,
Millennial/Gen-X Career Woman Supersession and Burnout,
Osama Bin Laden Defeated And US Quits Iraqi War,
Dear Woman Video,
Ghadafi Assassinated, Children Killed
Mubarak Ousted,
Fuel Costs Risen Due To Protest In Libya,
Japan Tsunami and Earthquake,
Tornadoes in South US,
10th Anniversary of the 9/11 Attacks
Russell Armstrong's Shocking Reality TV Suicide, via Real Housewives
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' Short-Lived 72-day Wedding
Prince William and Kate Middelton's Royal Wedding,
US Suffers Near Gov't Default
Retro TV Digital Channel Revival (e.g., Me-TV, MyFamilyTV, RTv, AntennaTV, and PBJ)
Occupy: Wall Street

(NEW FEATURE: OBITUARIES) Farewell To The People We've Lost This Year:

Steven Jobs: Apple Computer founder and visionary
Kim Jong Il: North Korean Dictator
Elizabeth Taylor: Legendary actress and humanitarian
Amy Winehouse: Troubled, but Promising R&B/Soul Pop Singer
Nicholas Ashford: 1/2 of the Veteran Motown Soul Duo, Ashford And Simpson
Harry Morgan: Actor who portrayed Colonel Potter on the long-running series, M.A.S.H.
Betty Ford: Former First Lady/widow of former president Gerald Ford
Anne Francis: Actress best known as the girl crime-fighter, Honey West
Christopher Hitchens: British-born American journalist, also a devout atheist and leftist
Kaye Stevens: Actress, singer, and game show valet
Heavy D: Late 80s/Early 90s rapper-turned-music exec
Andy Rooney: Beloved 60 Minutes commentator
Dan Wheldon: British-born Indianapolis race car driver/champion
Peter Falk: Veteran actor best known as Detective Columbo
Mikey Welsh: Bassist/former member of the pop/punk band, Weezer--turned artist
Ryan Dunn: Audacious daredevil/reality TV star of MTV's Jackass
Clarence Clemmons: Legendary saxophonist and long-time member of the E-Street Band with colleague, Bruce Springsteen
Jack Kevorkian: Controversial assisted-suicide doctor
Jeff Conaway: TV actor who appeared on the hit sitcom, TAXI
"Macho Man" Randy Savage: Legendary wrestling great, and actor
Jack LaLanne: Groundbreaking health/exercise/fitness guru and motivational speaker

Speaking of New Year's Eve, be careful when celebrating--don't drink and drive, and dance away the scars of the soon-to-be past year. 2012 starts tomorrow--arrive safely--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Happy New Year's Eve from the Houseboy Lair...and thanks for one hell of a year with 2011!

Aaaahhh...The Perks Of Giving Your Time For Others This X-Mas Day...

2011-12-25T19:41:00.000-08:00

Merry X-Mas, folks! Today's the big day...your Desperate Houseboy did some caroling at a nursing home in H-Town earlier today. here are some clips:

(Just a brief X-Mas greeting...no biggie)

(I'm singing to all the residents, visitors, and staff--along with the other volunteers...however, I'm the one holding the camera--that's why you couldn't see me)

I just wanted to share you for a moment, giving your time to help others. It's a very beautiful thing to do...and for this Holiday season, it's perfectly appropriate! Of course you have to spend time with your family and friends--but, don't forget: there are some less fortunate people that you have to consider. Of course, some are nearing the end of their lives, and you also have some that have no home, and those who've suffered. you have to take those into consideration..and that's the most important thing that makes me volunteer my time. And moreover, when you volunteer, you're also serving and giving back to your community and city...which makes you feel better about yourself and improves your well being.

Just a thought for this special day--Enjoy the rest of your X-mas night...and Happy Holidays--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

I Feel So Much Better...

2011-12-24T19:05:00.000-08:00

...No, for real, folks! It's Saturday night--and Christmas Eve...Your Houseboy is in for tonight, getting ready for tomorrow morning. Everyone will be out at the churches and then with their families for a ridiculously huge Christmas Day feast...and while you're at it--I'm going to spend my 34th Christmas birthday caroling and spreading good cheer to nursing homes where it's needed most. So, no blogging for tonight or tomorrow--I've got a date with Santa!

MERRY CHRISTMAS--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Oh, Thanks For Ruining My Christmas Cheer You Stupid Feminists!!

2011-12-22T17:59:00.000-08:00

Folks, when did celebrating Christmas become denigrating to women?! Well, according to this party-pooping bitch...she has listed the top 5 sexist holiday songs that would make any feminazi [Ms. Marcotte and Ms. Valenti, I hope you're paying attention to this] cringe and bust balls...and I don't mean the ones [ornaments] you hang on trees:

Mariah Carey--All I Want For Christmas Is You
Jimmy Boyd--I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Perry Como--It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
Eartha Kitt--Santa Baby
Dean Martin--Baby, It's Cold Outside

*GROANING* Ohhh, I can't cease to despise the sheer arrogance of this feminist bitch--You and your goddamned 'rape-hysteria-crazy, don't-objectify-us' shit! I hope that Santa leaves a ton or two of lumps of coal in your stockings...and especially in your 'pink panties'. And from me, with that kind of attitude, you're getting nothing but a carton of lit molotov cockails thrown in your face...you don't just come in here Holiday season and disrespect the songs of joy, happiness, and togetherness like that...FOR A HOUSEBOY!

FUCKING BITCH!

(HT:WF.Price@The Spearhead)

I've Been 'SIDELINED'...

2011-12-20T09:53:00.000-08:00

Good afternoon, folks. I just want to make this brief: Your Desperate Houseboy is still alive and kicking; however, he's been so busy these past two weeks. The reasons:

I've had to put off manosphere blogging to prepare students for final exams

I've also had to briefly run to and from Austin for nothing

This past weekend, I had suffered a really bad neck and back pain, as well as a scratchy throat

And...I've been catching up on sleep, eventually sleeping all day and being lazy

Since my last introductory post, I haven't kept up with the recent events in the manosphere. So I'll have to do a special linkage/news roundup in order to catch up. I do apologize--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

I'M STILL ALIVE...

We're Almost At The Tail End...Don't See 'RED'--See 'SNOW'!

2011-12-01T19:03:00.000-08:00

Ahhh...Thursday, the 1st day of December--not to mention that in 30 days, the end of 2011 is near! The holidays are in full swing and the sweaters could come in handy. Today, however, be aware of the dirty 'RED' that 'kills' millions and take the proper precautions to avoid it [Tonight's World AIDS Day].

And when you're done, have a Jewish pal invite you over to their house and light their '9' candles [Hanukkah comes two weeks from Wednesday, 12/21] on the same day Ol' Man Winter begins to freeze over [Winter season also begins on that same day]. The next thing is to spend the Sabbath day with Jesus and Jolly Ol' St. Nick...and, ME?! [Christmas Day this year is three weeks from Sunday, 12/25] Not to worry...you should also conclude '011 with the 7-candle twitch of Black Kwanzaa. [the last 6 days of this month, 12/26-12/31, the latter being New Year's Eve]

On account of candles and birthday cakes, light the candles and say 'Happy Birthday' to:

Actress Amanda Seyfried [26th birthday this Saturday, 12/3]

Soon-to-be former Desperate Housewife, Teri Hatcher [47th birthday next Thursday, 12/8]

Actor Brad Pitt [also turning 47, except two weeks from Sunday, 12/18]

And songbird, Dido [her 40th birthday, on Christmas Sunday?!, 12/25]--the same day that your Desperate Houseboy celebrates his 34th--WTF?!

...and on account of 'zodiacs', send this horoscopic telegram to a Sagittarian (born between 11/22 and 12/21):

"Never stop pursuing for the big picture of what's going on in this broken world today. Start a cheerful conversation, but don't get too fussy--it's not in the 'joyous' spirit of this season..."

Alas, moi is going to bow out '011 with a multitude of surprises and anticipated topics left untouched all this year. Be on the lookout for the year-end review, my goodbyes to the dearly departed, the year's highlights, and... [*drum roll*] the third edition of the MRA/MGTOW Class of 2011!

Make the most of December and enjoy the advent of a 'good, clean holiday cheer'--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Now, go in peace--and Happy Holidays! ;o)

Say Goodbye To The 'MOUSTACHE'!

2011-11-30T19:09:00.000-08:00

Good evening, peeps! It's the last day of 'MOVEMBER'. I have just a reminder for you moustached men--support the MOVEMBER foundation, benefitting the awareness of men's health issues.

Take heed--You can make a moustache grow even longer, but improving your own health can help you live even longer--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Nitey-nite from the Houseboy lair!

Womanless Diet Tip #6: Embrace The Great Millennial Femme Burn-Out!

2011-11-29T19:20:00.000-08:00

Here's a suprising quote, compliments of Forbes:

"...Young professional women may not relate to the financial struggles their Millennial peers are protesting against during the Occupy New York movement. After all, these ambitious go-getters are working as doctors, lawyers, engineers, and advertising executives, blessed with great salaries, health benefits, and paid vacation.

But these women understand the protestors’ frustration and unhappiness over the fact that their lives aren’t supposed to turn out this way. This is why a growing number of young professional women who seem to “have it all” are burning out at work before they reach 30...." Keep reading and be amazed...

Hmmm...it looks like these newly-created career chicks have been bitten by the 'KARMA' bug. Sorry ladies, you did this to yourselves--you wanted to be treated like strong and independent 'cubicle workhorses' like the feminists expected...and thus--you got it!

In spite of the fact that your prime childbearing power is starting to fade away, don't be mad at me that you chose to discard your own motherly 'glory days' of baking cookies and helping prepare dinner for your own family. Moreover, I don't even want to hear you squeal and nag: "Oh, Mr. Man--I'm a burned-out failure and it's all your fault I'm like this"--NUH, UH! That shit you're pullin' won't fly with me, hun...so don't try me!

You should just be lucky that you sisters are getting your 'panties' wet, riding the company, corporate, and academic ladders all at the same time, and especially--riding the 'Sex and the City' cock carousel with glee. After all, you are makin' those feminazis proud by movin' up in the world...and are we guys lamenting about our 'recessive loss'?! NOOOOOOO! We'll just exploit the best child-man alternatives as a way to cope. Video games! Bachelor pads! Road/day trips! Entrepreneurship!, Escorting! Etc., etc. On the whole, you girls have had your moment--quit whining, and get back to work! I've got a sci-fi movie to watch in my parent's basement--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

You've reaped the misery that you've sown. TOO BAD!

All Hail The Big Fat Turkey...And The Houseboy! Give Thanks...

2011-11-24T18:47:00.000-08:00

Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Your Houseboy here...tonight's Thanksgiving night, and the cute little video that you're watching shows another one of the holiday volunteering exploits of yours truly. I gave my time to take part in my Hometown's Thanksgiving Superfeast...despite all of the negatives that we've encountered, we must escape from them and enjoy the true meaning of being thankful on this special Thursday night! Cheers--no blogging tonight...FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Mom And Dad--Can I Move Back In? This Mancession's Killing Me!!

2011-11-21T18:11:00.000-08:00

"...A U.S. Census Bureau analysis earlier this month found that nearly one of every five young men in their mid-20s through mid-30s are either moving back home with their parents — or never left.

The report, America’s Families and Living Arrangements: 2011, found 19 percent of American men age 25 to 34 living in their parents’ homes — the highest level since 1960.

Only 10 percent of women in that age group were living at home with parents." Read on...

Yep, I'm one of those adult men who have to stay at home...and I tell you--IT FUCKING SUCKS! Though repetitive, you can thank the recession, academia, corrupt feminism, and the shit-headed Capitol Hill gang--FOR A HOUSEBOY...

(HT:ChicagoSunTimes, via MANN)

Womanless Diet Tip #5: Learn To See The 'SCUM' In Every Fun Modern Woman!

2011-11-21T17:38:00.000-08:00

GEEZ--You call this 'Girls just wanna have fun'? I think not. What makes a modern [or a Swedish] woman killing an unsuspected 'Joe' "SEXY"? ...And even dancing with glee, then licking his wounds thereafter??? SICK BROADS...You see, this is how Ms. Solanas wants us men to see the 'scum' in any woman--BLAMELESS, IMMUNE TO CRIME AND PUNISHMENT, and LACK OF ACCOUNTABILITY!

Just when you thought that 'scum' couldn't get any worse than this--FOR A HOUSEBOY...

Visit the SCUM site (Swedish Edition) for more information.

(HT:John.The.Other, via AVFM)

Int'l Men's Day--TODAY! No Blogging In Observance Of This...

2011-11-19T08:16:00.000-08:00

Happy 'XY' day, folks! Today is Int'l Men's Day--a much needed bright light for most of the men and boys of this broken world. It looks like that this year is focused on the young men...since they've suffered the most [thus, are still suffering], thanks to what's been going on these last three years. But enough said, I'll just let this day speak for itself--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

MRA/MGTOW Red Pill Video Of The Moment: The White Knight Hoedown! YEEHAW

2011-11-14T12:35:00.000-08:00

(HT: YouTube user MassEFR34k)

11.11.11--Who Cares??? I Care...For The Veterans That Is

2011-11-11T19:26:00.000-08:00

111111, oh damn--that calendaric binary bug has struck again! Hopefully, that'll be the last time I'll ever see it. However, tonight and all day today has been dedicated to the Veterans who have served our country--past.present.future! Enough said. There's no blogging tonight in honor of them--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Thank you all, Veterans!

More Sex...More Trouble, Says The Dalai Lama

2011-11-07T17:39:00.000-08:00

"...Sexual pressure, sexual desire, actually I think is short period satisfaction and often, that leads to more complication..."

No, The Dalai Lama--it's the misuse of sex, along with the negative societal attitude that goes with it that interferes with a person's natural sexual drive and vision. You may want to recall the actual purpose of the Sexual Revolution--which benefitted women more than men...which spawned nudism, GLBT, erotica, and the current wave of Feminism...which most of all, was planned and enjoyed by the Baby Boomers in response to 'war'.

Anyhow, in response to the scandals and slutwalks...why bother trying to do the 'mattress mumbo', when all it leads to is MAYHEM--FOR A HOUSEBOY?!

(HT:AsiaOneNews)

Oh No She Didn't--Eradicate Men?! I Don't Think So...

2011-11-07T17:23:00.000-08:00

Uh, Ms. Radical Feminist, please don't tell me you're serious about this:

"...I am a woman and I’m no superheroine. I don’t have an academic or other institutional connection, the strength behind me of a life-affirming culture, faith, a clear understanding of my situation, or a firm idea what to do. What I do have is an ongoing intolerable experience that this life I and other women live is blighted by male oppression, and that this blight diseases the trunk of our species’ existence, not just the branches, not just the leaves. Every moment of our existence, this blight injures us. It kills our spirits, ruins our bodies, destroys our happiness, twists our children. It has thrived for so long it sometimes seems ineradicable. This blight has many names: the Patriarchal System, Misogyny, Male Supremacy, Women’s Subjugation. I just call it the System at the moment.

I also have this: the conviction, based on all that I am, that the System can be eradicated.

And I have one other thing: the experience, action, and theory of other women around me now and living before me, who have exposed and attempted to eradicate this blight. Read more..."

MOTHERFUCKING GYNO-NIHILIST BITCH!!! For the love of...I hope you wither in hell for this! If you even try to be rid of us, sister, it's closed caskets for you and you femi-fascist hellions--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

I smell a feminist holocaust brewing...

Yes, You've Cheated Failed Us--Happy Now?!

2011-11-07T16:46:00.000-08:00

Excerpt from the blog The American Dream:

"...What comes to your mind when you think of men under the age of 30 in America today? Does an image of an irresponsible, sex crazed, beer swilling slacker come to mind? Read on..."

No, it's your aftermath for demotivating and ruining their ability to be productive. After being academically and industrially kicked in the balls for at least two generations, [I'm about to be 34 soon] what's the use? You can thank the recession, feminism, and the mainstream media for that!

And one more thing--why would a young man under 40 'game' himself to a materialistic, over-pampered woman when he can vote with his feet?? You answer that...meanwhile, I've got better things to do, and a sci-fi movie to catch up on--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Your culture has made 'man-children' out of us, and we're gonna enjoy every minute of it...so why don't you tell that feminized society to 'go fuck itself'?

(HT:Nicky.G@InMalaFide)

This Is NOT An 'Honorable' Judge...This Is An Abusive 'White Knight'!

2011-11-02T18:39:00.000-07:00

While consistent family men are being deprived of their role as parents, this despicable and corrupt 'white knight' judge crosses the line--all for just punishing his disabled little girl for illegally downloading games and music. This is going beyond disciplinary action for disobedience--FOR A HOUSEBOY. Deplorable...

(HT(s): Rex.Patriarch, YouTube user ShoeHedgie, and DailyMail.co.uk)

Womanless Diet Tip #4: Narcissists Don't Make Good Spouses!

2011-11-02T18:10:00.000-07:00

"...And when the wedding becomes about 'me' instead of 'we' or 'her big day' and not 'our big day,' it can be a warning sign that perhaps this is a union best avoided...."

MY RESPONSE: Marriage, in response to the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries 72-day ordeal, should neither be a 'he' nor a 'she' thing--but instead a 'we' thing! You're both creating this union--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT: CNN, via MGTOW.Forums)

UH-OH...Look Out!

2011-11-02T11:31:00.000-07:00

"...Twenty-first century male life expectancy up 2.8 years..."

...Now folks, this is just in England, to say the least; nonetheless, this is very encouraging--now if only they can reverse the life expectancy gap in the States--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT:Men's Health Forum, via Paul.Parmenter@Anti-Misandry)

Game?! What 'GAME'? No Thanks, I've Got Better Things To Do

2011-11-01T20:29:00.000-07:00

Good evening Houseboy fans...just now on tonight's edition on AVoiceForMen radio, I called in to participate in this discussion of Game and PUA. Of course, it didn't go well because I was a little too slow to comment due to my voice--whatever the reason, I do apologize for this, and I'll try and be a little better next time. To conclude, I just want to interject one thing about Game/PUA--FUCK THIS...and FUCK YOU!

Now that I've gotten this out of my stomach, it's Tuesday, November 1st in the ol' manosphere. 2011 is on its way out in 60 days...and I'm keeping my eyes peeled for what's happening this month:

Celebrating the day of the 'XY' [Int'l Men's Day, Two weeks from Saturday, 11/19]

Paying homage to and treating the war veterans to a party [Veterans Day, next Friday, 11/11]

Preparing the turkey bird for a feast of thankfulness [Thanksgiving, three weeks from Thursday, 3/24]

And most importantly...winding back your clocks 360 degrees backward one hour, in time for the winter season [Daylight Saving Time concludes this Sunday, 11/6]

...and furthermore, I want to light the candles of that cake with:

Miss Hannah Montana herself, Miley Cyrus [Her 19th birthday is three weeks from tomorrow-- Wednesday, 11/23]
David Schwimmer of Friends [He turns 45, tomorrow--Wednesday, 11/2]
Lady ScarJo (a.k.a. Scarlett Johansson) [She'll be 27, three weeks from tonight--Tuesday 11/22]
And Jaleel White (f.k.a. URKEL) [He'll be 35 three weeks from Friday, 11/27]

...moreover, with the Scorpio [born between 10/23 and 11/21]

"You must shield yourself from the societal venom known as 'fear'. One touch, and your creativity will wither and your aggressiveness will turn into an unhealthy shade of red...Intense courage to be sociable will start to feel good once you try it!"

*YAWN*...looks like I'd better get some sleep...and you should too--November awaits you--FOR A HOUSEBOY! Sleep tight, folks...and no more PUA/GAME!

This Witchhunt Is Over...Well, Until Next Halloween

2011-10-31T19:50:00.001-07:00

Good evening, Houseboy freaks! It's Halloween night in the manosphere--and also the last day of October. I have just a brief clip for tonight. Since I've completed my second month of 'womanless-ness', I'm going to celebrate with a parody song of Kanye West's 'Gold Digger' from Me-TV's Svengoolie! As always, no candy or tricks for me tonight--just ghoulish music to 'frighten your senses'! HEH HEH HEH! Enjoy...and good night--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT:YouTube user PabloDiablo7462)

What Tha--The 'GAYNESS' Of Having A Good Education?!

2011-10-28T18:02:00.000-07:00

Uh, Mr. Adolph Cameron...who the fuck are you to have your Jamaican culture refer to young well-educated black schoolboys as 'GAY'? Things are already bad enough with both the British [and American] schools feminizing their academic curriculum, and you're adding more 'fuel' to that 'pink' fire by insulting your own brothas--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT:TheTelegraph.co.uk)

Just When You Thought Mrs. Jenna Lyons [Of J.Crew] Couldn't Be Even More 'Arrogant'...

2011-10-28T17:00:00.000-07:00

...Her idea of encouraging 'metrosexuality' in young boys (as I stated earlier in the year) has worsened to a new low. Now, she's poisoning today's young men by telling them:

"QUIT BEING SUCH A 'BOY'...OHHH, I CAN'T STAND IT! *UGH*"

First of all, Mrs. Lyons--FUCK YOU! You still don't want to even realize the damage that you're doing to that little boy of yours by erasing any ounce of hormonal and spiritual 'masculine' energy that he has. Moreover, don't be shocked when he grows to hate you for what you've done to him, because it's not going to look pretty...

...oh and what's this: You're dumping your hubby for a 'chick'??? Wow, you're even more 'slimier' than I thought! In the end, I wonder what your soon-to-be-ex-hubby thinks about what you've done to your son--and your 'lesbian' tendencies. I wouldn't even bother ordering from your catalog anyway--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT(s):ABC News and FOX News)

Womanless Diet Tip #3: Don't Jam To 'Girl Power' Ballbusting Anthems...

2011-10-25T06:16:00.000-07:00

Good morning, Houseboy fans! What happens when you turn on the radio, MTV/VH1/BET, or the ol' YouTube [or even worse--World Star Hip Hop], and you hear a song such as this?

You get an anti-male, girl-power anthem. Of course, there's a ton of 'em that get regular airplay and of course...award nominations. Regardless if the themes are about infidelity, domestic violence, douchebaggery, and foolishness--anything that describes the oafish, nefarious, and sometimes sociopathic character of any man will sell records! That's right--creating musical and lyrical misandry just to make a quick buck!

...and speaking of Vibe Magazine, the most common are:

Brandy [The Boy Is Mine, Almost Doesn't Count]
Keyshia Cole
Eve
Keri Hilson
Nicki Minaj
Rihanna [e.g., Take A Bow, Man Down]
Beyonce [e.g., If I Were A Boy, Bugaboo, Independent Women]
Mary J. Blige
Ashanti
Avril Lavigne [Complicated]
Carrie Underwood [Before He Cheats]
Otep [e.g., Menocide, Jonestown Tea, Filthee]
J.LO,

and in addition...some male artists including:

Nickelback [e.g., Never Again, Animals, and Just For]
Saliva [Always]
R. Kelly
Trey Songz
Jason DeRulo

...and just yesterday, their list of the best male-bashing anthems was released. I'm not all that surprised. This kind of thing has been going on since the latter half of the 20th century, and I can tell you--this type of egotistical creativity can turn around and hurt them in the end. The only anecdote and cure for it is to listen to indie, underground, and extreme music like I do.

That's just another 'woman-less' diet tip of the day--FOR A HOUSEBOY! Now, if you don't mind...I need to get caught up on my AC/DC, Scorpions, and Pantera!

Jamie Lee Curtis Doesn't Want To Be A 'Feminist' Anymore--WAAAAHH!

2011-10-15T14:17:00.000-07:00

"...‘We were supposed to change the world, not change our linens’: Jamie Lee Curtis would rather be a '1950's housewife' than a feminist..."

Oh shut up, Ms. Curtis--what do you mean you don't want to be a 'feminist' anymore?? You and your sisters have successfully superseded men in almost every aspect of society [e.g., workforce, academia and athletics, family, pop culture, etc.,]. Don't start that reactionary 'back to the '50s' housewife shit again. Just take the time to enjoy the tainted fruits of your 'feminized' labor--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

(HT:DailyMail.co.uk, via Celtic.Druid@Anti-Misandry)

Women Can't Sexually Assault A Man?--Yeah Right...

2011-10-15T14:03:00.001-07:00

Excerpt from CNN:

"...Police in Zimbabwe on Friday charged three women found in possession of 33 condoms containing semen with 17 counts of aggravated indecent assault in a case that may be a break in a string of sex attacks over the past two years by women targeting male hitchhikers." Read more...

As awful and abhorrent as this act is, I'm beginning to believe [in Africa at least], that it is possible for women to sexually torture and mutilate men. Rape doesn't discriminate, people--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Just Another Case Of McDonald's Hoodrattery--Talk SHIT, Get HIT!

2011-10-15T13:20:00.000-07:00

First off...if anyone comes and spreads that 'never hit a woman' shit on my blog--regardless if it is a comment, spam, or a personal attack, I will delete your comments, and ban you from here, or file a 'harassment' complaint to Google!

Yes, Mr. Rayon McIntosh rightfully, but horrifically battered these two intoxicated and trouble-making females for provoking him. Yes, and in addition, according to CBS2-New York, Mr. McIntosh was once incarcerated for murder; however, that's not the point here...these two hoodrats provoked him while on the job over a $50 dollar bill which might be suspicious.

A man who is being physically or verbally provoked by a woman, should have the right to put her in her place--contrary to what VAWA tells you. Talk SHIT...get HIT--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT(s): Contrarian.Expat, Rex.Patriarch, and Welmer@TheSpearhead)

Give It Up, Phoenix Jones--You're NO 'Batman' Or 'Brown Hornet'!

2011-10-13T20:07:00.000-07:00

...You shouldn't be using your own pathetic, chivalrous 'captain save-a-ho' superpowers to intervene in assaults and break up fights with crazy drunk females! After all, you did get 'felonized' for it...and yo ass whooped by one of 'em--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

BTW...that's a 'cheezy-ass costume' you're wearing, soulbrotha!

(HT(s): Welmer@TheSpearhead, TheBlotter@SeattleTimes, and Ryan McNamee, via Vimeo)

WorldNetDaily, How Did You Find Out About 'Us'??

2011-10-13T19:43:00.000-07:00

"...Active in North America but also evident in increasingly visible efforts abroad, the Men's Rights Movement (MRM) is fighting proposed and existing legislation its members see as "misandric," while challenging social customs and traditions its activists believe favor women over men. Find out more..."

Heh, you know it isn't nice to 'wiretap'--but, say it ain't so: We're fucking pissed, and we're fighting back...and there's not a goddamn thing that you and your gutless 'lamestream' media minions will ever do about it! We're NO JOKE--so watch out...FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Ok, This Is Stupid Or What???

2011-10-13T19:18:00.000-07:00

This is a message to MEN, compliments of Edible Canada Bistro:

"Please do not urinate standing up--It's bad hygiene for all of our other customers..."

...And what should I also not do at your eatery, leave the toilet seat up--FOR A HOUSEBOY?! AW, SHUT UP!

(HT:Chad Skelton@The Vancouver Sun)

RIP, Steve Jobs (2/24/1955 - 10/5/2011) SOBBING

2011-10-06T18:12:00.000-07:00

Farewell, Mr. Jobs...I'm extremely saddened by your death yesterday. Thanks so much for all of your innovations [e.g., IPhone, IMac, IPad, etc.] and turning them into reality. You were a true pioneer in IT--you will be missed. Thanks for everything...

The Witches Are Coming...The Witches Are Coming!

2011-10-01T19:16:00.000-07:00

Hey folks, it's Saturday, October 1st--and it's the worst month for every MRA, MGTOW, Zeta Male, and 'Red Pill' druggie: It's the day the witches come out and curse every sane male with their evil feminist propaganda!

Tonight...and all this month, you're going to see:

Victim princesses and their white-nights practicing their anti-DV voodoo on any man who dares to cross the line in any argument at home. (Domestic Violence Awareness Month)

Ominously voluptuous femme-fatales who have nothing better to do than to haunt and flaunt their breasts of 'pink venom'. (Breast Cancer Awareness Month)

and

Feral children in masks and disguises who will promise you nothing but mischief and mayhem when they stalk your front door and steal your bowl of 'Snickers' candy (Halloween on Monday, 10/31)

Moreover, what's even more painful--the Z-list birthdays of:

Bristol Palin, the Teen Mom-esque daughter of former Republican vice-presidential candidate, Sarah Palin [turning 21, two weeks from Tuesday, 10/18]

One of the most spoiled brats of reality TV, Kim Kardashian [she'll be 31, come two weeks from Friday, 10/21]

and

The visceral vegan and 'Clueless' film star, Alicia Silverstone [this Tuesday, 10/4, she hits 35]

And lastly, to you Libras [born 9/24 to 10/23], if you have the intestinal fortitude, heed this:

"Don't be gullible enough to buy into sinful monologues and cults--your unique charm will wither to dust once your claws indulge in darkness..."

Already, I'm on month #2 of my 'woman-less' diet, and I assure you--I'll be keeping an eye on the femme's anti-DV shenanigans--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

Bye for now.

Woman-Less Tip #2: Avoid Hairy Armpits And Moustaches On Women

2011-09-30T20:44:00.000-07:00

OK, this is just gross--but nonetheless, it's damn funny! September 2011 has sunset on us and now, I'm having to encounter a femme who doesn't shave her armpits, grows a moustache, and/or wears a masculine mullet, *sigh*! It's not 'hygienic'--and NO, I'm not going to allow any of them to use my electric shaver just to remove them. C'MON! Boy, these femmes have become less and less attractive by the second--FOR A HOUSEBOY...

(HT:ElLoboBlanco@The.Evil.Penis)

Houseboy's 'Woman-Less' Tip #1: Never Address An Ugly Feminist As 'Mademoiselle'!

2011-09-29T19:31:00.000-07:00

Hey there Houseboy fans, I've almost completed my first month of the MGTOW 'womanless' diet! I want to share with you a brief tip on how to address a heartless bitch...such as a feminist:

"If she doesn't like you to respectfully address her, or any other female as 'MADEMOISELLE', then kindly address her with the lovely words of 'le putain de merde' (whore of shit, that is)!"

Remember modern feminists--"treat people the way you want to be treated"! What goes around comes around--FOR A HOUSEBOY...

C'est la vie, une salope!

(HT(s):Welmer@TheSpearhead and Chromlea Language Tutor)

Breaking "Biologically Bad"...

2011-09-29T19:04:00.000-07:00

Uh, Margaret Wente...First you enfelonize the natural beauty of testosterone, then you help equate the 'male identity' as the root of all evil--which in the end you declare your brothers: "BIOLOGICALLY BAD"!

Fuck off, you post-premenstrual heartless bitch--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT:Manuel.Dexter@AVFM)

A Moment Of Racist 'Hoodrattery'...Another Reason To Be 'Womanless'

2011-09-27T20:37:00.000-07:00

Damn, after dealing with such a rude, abusive, and racist [typical] American woman, it's no wonder that a sane black man like myself has chosen to be 'womanless'--poor mailman. I guess being 'polite and professional' to your customers while doing your job just doesn't cut it--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT(s):YouTube user GreatPitchMedia and Popadibs@Anti-Misandry)

Hugo Schwyzer Is Such A Fucking "Tool"!

2011-09-27T17:25:00.000-07:00

"...It is love, not sperm, that makes a great dad..."

Really, Mr. Schwyzer? Consider yourself the luckiest asinine 'hoodrat' of all! You and the woman that you were in bed with, deceived that 'other guy' into thinking that the child that you helped procreate was his own--that's despicable!

Houseboy fans--is this the kind of man [a pro-feminist] you want as a 'good role model' for men and boys, after doing something this 'repugnant'--FOR A HOUSEBOY?!

I think not...

(HT:Welmer@TheSpearhead and GoodMenProject)

Annoying Husband...Pernicious 'Attention-Whore' Housewife

2011-09-26T10:40:00.000-07:00

Why, Mrs. Tiffanie Wong, why?! What is it that you find in your husband to be so annoying? Is he 'lazy'? Obnoxious? WHAT?! I know--it's not my business; anyhow, get your head out of your ass--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Marital misandry--it runs in the family! Oh GEEZ!

(HT(s):Dalrock, Terry.Soapbox@TraditionalChristianity, and CBSNews)

Reaping The 'Rotten' Ancestral Harvest Of Misandry And Feminism

2011-09-26T10:20:00.000-07:00

From @PMAFT:

"...One way that the costs of misandry get transferred back on to women is by denying marriage and denying children to women. Read further..."

...And that, my 'Houseboy' pals, is appropriate punishment for being anti-family and pro-ball-busting--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

No, I Don't Want To Be Another 'Young' Hugo Schwyzer...

2011-09-26T09:57:00.000-07:00

...besides, learning how to be a 'male feminist', encourages the continuous practice of sucking up to feminism--and kissing Ms. Steinem's and Mr. Kimmel's asses!

You can't (politically) molest little boys into supporting a femme-favoring/male-disenfranchising scene--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

NOT 'KOSHER'...

(HT:TheFrisky)

IKEA's New Nursery For Child-Men And Man-Boys (PFFT?!)

2011-09-21T13:21:00.000-07:00

From YouTube user: DMartyr11

Oh that's very funny, IKEA--while the ol' ladies are shopping, you want them to actually treat their husbands and boyfriends like adult toddlers--how 'condescending of you'...FOR A HOUSEBOY. Nice idea--NOT!

(HT:Richard.MGTOW, via Facebook)

Another Case Of Title IX Shenanigans--Co-Ed Teams...Just For Girls?!

2011-09-19T19:29:00.000-07:00

This example of athletic gluttony is getting a little monotonous:

"...Letting boys play on girls teams could eliminate opportunities for female athletes, according to New Jersey’s governing body for high school athletics. Title IX, however, does permit girls to play on boys teams — including contact sports such as wrestling or hockey — if there’s no team for girls..."

You know what...I have a better idea--why don't you have all the high schools and colleges create coed leagues along with the 'boys only' and 'girls only' leagues? If they want to compete and play rough against each other, then let'em have it; however, to make it 'fair play', lose the 'boy, don't hit a girl' ideal. It should be 'intergender rules' and on a 'player-vs.-player' basis!

And if these femme-favortist idealist don't like it, then let 'em eat 'mud'--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Douchebaggery Doesn't Work--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

2011-09-19T18:41:00.000-07:00

"...If we don’t take action soon, we are going to be in for an era of total douchebag domination. More and more nice guys are going to figure out that with an attitude and poor treatment of girls they are going to get what it is that they want. Every day we are loosing more good guys to the dark side here...."

–Susan Walsh

Aw shut up, Ms. Walsh--you're the biggest 'douchebag' yourself for stooping down to a good-natured and kindhearted man's level! I'm still on a woman-less diet!

(HT:Dalrock)

Remember The Fallen...

2011-09-11T16:26:00.000-07:00

Good evening, Houseboy fans. Today is September 11th, 2011--exactly 10 years after both, the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, were hijacked and bombed as an abhorrent act of terrorism. This was, as a result, of the way we, Americans, mistreat and scrutinize people who are foreigners; moreover, so many lives were lost and most of workers [e.g., police, fire, ambulance] risked life and limb to save those.

Nevertheless, this bombing--deplorable as it is--should not be excused for any reason! America is a free country, and we should all come to terms to embrace it. So tonight my blog will be silent, in honor of these victims and their rescuers...and their families. Terrorism has NO place in the United States of America--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

First A 'Tranny Dancer'--Now A 'Tranny Singer'?!

2011-09-07T20:18:00.000-07:00

Honestly, I'm not making any of this up, but remember my post written earlier today about Chaz Bono? Well, moreover in the same vein, The X Factor might have its first 'tranny singer':

"...Female-to-male transexual singer Paige Elliot Phoenix wowed the judges on The X Factor with a ballsy rendition of an INXS classic. Continue reading..."

*SIGH* Maybe Prof.Hale was right--'progressive' entertainment is becoming more of a 'freak show'--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

(HT:TVFix@NineMSN)

Beauty Pageants For 'Prosti-Tots'?!

2011-09-07T19:53:00.000-07:00

God forbid...please don't tell me this shit is happening:

"...Three-year-old pageant hopeful Paisley shocked fellow pageant goers - and TV viewers - when her mum sent her on stage dressed as Julia Roberts' character in 80s flick Pretty Woman." Read on...

What tha--you call that 'good parenting', momma? Healthy adolescent competition? Naw, man--I call it 'sleaze'! I ain't gonna fall for that 'young hoochie mama' shit anymore...not worth 20+ years in the cage--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

(HT(s): TVFix@NineMSN and Percy@Anti-Misandry)

I'm Chaz Bono 'The Dancer', Damn It!

2011-09-07T09:02:00.000-07:00

I believe you Mr. Bono (*no sarcasm*); thus, nobody ever said that being a transgendered FTM dancer was easy...not at all--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

Although I'm not too big on transgenderism, I do wish you good luck! \m/

(HT(s):ABCNews, and Miss Stana@Femulate)

'Homework' Isn't Supposed To Be Pretty, Sweetheart...

2011-09-07T08:09:00.000-07:00

...It's supposed to help you practice the most important skills that you're being taught in grade school--read, write, and calculate, NOT to encourage 'being entitled' to have your ass kissed by feminists! Oh, and uh...please pay NO attention to their bratty petition (via Change.org) and tirade (via Jezebel)--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT:Dalrock, via TheSpearhead)

The Final Slack-Off Of Summer 2011...

2011-09-05T11:48:00.000-07:00

Yep, today's Labor Day...and I'm on break for all of today--so I'll get back with you tomorrow--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Zero New Jobs...Economy Adrift

2011-09-02T17:18:00.000-07:00

Well done, 44 and co., well done--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Someone isn't doing their job right! *SIGH*

(HT:NYTimes)

ZTM Back On The Scene?! Boo-YAH!

2011-09-02T17:05:00.000-07:00

Welcome back @Zero.Tolerance.Man--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

The 'Woman-Less' MGTOW Diet

2011-09-01T19:35:00.000-07:00

Good evening, Houseboy fans!

It's Thursday, September 1st in the man-o-sphere, and I'm about to start on a diet--The "Woman-Less" diet! For those of you who aren't familiar with the term, it just means that you're free of the presence of any woman, or relationship-wise--living life happily without having a wife, girlfriend, or any other female distractions.

True, the 'Manosphere' has had infectious 'slut spills', emasculating Hym-O-Bitches, sexually castrative housewives, and worse...bipartisan femi-cunts and smut-attorneys. And I assure that none of you have had time to recover and refocus on what's really important--you and your men's issues! So now, I introduce to you--The MGTOW Woman-Less Diet! Here's what you need to do to succeed:

Avoid clubs and bars! They're full of women who just want an alcoholic meal ticket and for you, a trip to the slammer.
Safeguard yourself from free sluts, prostitutes, and hoodrats. No sane man ever wants to deal with a 'rape' charge, an STD on your family jewels, or open-legged, scantily-clad troublemakers
Never fall in love with MILFs, cougars, barely-legals [a big no-no], married chicks, rug-munching lesbians, or feminists. Though you may encounter them on a day to day basis, they're someone else's property--NOT your own!
If you meet a woman that acts fake, flakes you, stands you up, or plays 'mind-games'--RUN LIKE HELL...
Do not--I repeat--DO NOT impregnate the wrong or the worst types of females. The baby-bump that you give to that woman who despises you, can result in a 18-year 'child-support' servitude sentence.
Keep your money to yourself. Don't be a jackass and buy expensive jewelry for a spoiled lil' rich bitch. If she wants those things, tell her to pay for it with her own cash. Do not tolerate gluttony.
Avoid fake boobs! Like her doctor-augmented silicone bags are hers and hers alone...they're also another tool to inflate her own self-serving ego.
Stay out of progressive brick-and-mortar hangouts [e.g., vegan, straight-edge, hipster coffee shops]. Refer fat, soon-to-be-childless career gals to the nearest Jenny Craig.
Never let a woman lead you on, or sweet-talk you: If she says or does something sarcastic in your presence, tell her to 'FUCK OFF', or respectfully to 'GET LOST'.
Do not defer to patronizing 'southern belles'--conforming to the so-called 'perfect gentleman' archetype will get you nowhere in 21st century America
And lastly, learn the benefits of self-preservation, sanity, and common sense.

It's incomplete...but try doing at least some, or all of these things and you too, can be happily 'womanless'!

With Summer '011 winding down, be sure to enjoy the final 'slack-off' in the sunshine [Labor Day is on Monday, 9/5], Understand and analyze the true cause of the World Trade Center bombings [Sunday, 9/11 marks the 10th anniversary of the Sept. 11th attack], and at last have your rakes ready and assume your positions for the fallen leaves [The first day of Fall is Friday, 9/23].

For this month's birthdays...

Congratulate Beyonce--as she's now pregnant at 30 [Birthday this Sunday, 9/4]

And...help Mr. Charlie Sheen achieve his 44th 'WINNING' this Saturday [Birthday, 9/3]

And the Virgo (Born between 8/22 and 9/22):

"Embrace your shyness with fallen leaves after a hot summer. Sometimes, take heed that too much 'class' won't get you anywhere...not even a charmbracelet"

So, this month--I'd better get started with this 'diet'--FOR A HOUSEBOY! Nite-Nite.

I'm Done With The American Female....

2011-08-31T19:59:00.000-07:00

Yes, I've said it--Although I don't hate any females, I've chosen not to have anything to do with the Ameriskanks. No, I won't marry one. No, I won't sleep with one. And NO--I won't even impregnate one from this generation! ...And the Int'l SlutWalks? That whole thing has been going on all summer--being anti-sexual abuse is one thing, but it goes beyond that.

Undesirable? YES! Sycophantic?! YES! Hypocritical?! YES! Condescending?! YES! Arrogant?! YES! And irresponsibly asinine?! Of course! I'm starting not to care anymore--TGIS! I'll just rest my case and conclude August with this lament--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

C'ya tomorrow.

(HT:Paul.Elam for the SlutWalk video)

BUH-BYE, Working Man...

2011-08-28T21:26:00.000-07:00

"...Employers are increasingly giving up on the American man..."

FUCK YOU, Corporate America! Enjoy your downfall along with the 'almost-dead' economy--I understand that you don't want a 'hard workin' man like me anymore--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

It's alright--I'll manage...

Gaining Marital 'Fat And Calories'--Weight Watchers Guys?!

2011-08-28T20:54:00.000-07:00

What the fuck is this? Ms. Hess encourages us men to marry and be fat?!

"...Bluntly, marriage "is more beneficial for men than for women," write Ohio State University sociologists Dmitry Tumin and Zhenchao Qian. "Men after marriage do not gain [significant] weight because they enjoy a healthy lifestyle and receive stronger emotional support"—in other words, they've got the time, energy, and help to maintain a steady weight, thanks to the sacrifices of their spouses. Across the aisle, though, "the unsettling effect of a marriage for women may be strong enough to cause large weight gain. Read more...."

Aw shut up! This has to be the most laughable finding that any 'red pill' man should know--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Love, American Style: Marriage At It's Lowest Ever...

2011-08-27T07:44:00.000-07:00

From CBCNews:

"...The number of Americans getting married is at an all-time low, in line with other countries, and are also waiting longer to marry for the first time.

The U.S. Census Bureau, in the first analysis of its kind, reported Thursday from Washington that as a whole, since 1970, the median age men get married has risen from 22.5 to 28.4, while women are becoming first-time brides at 26.5 on average, compared to 20.6. More..."

...And this was all made possible, brought to you by: the rotten harvest of radical feminism, the bipartisan poli-trics and their ruining of our economy, the intentional academic and social manslaughter of young men, and the generously inexcusable support of VIEWERS LIKE YOU...THANK YOU.

To those anti-Greek/PUA/Game, self-preserving, slutwalk bullet-dodging, red-pill overdosing MGTOWs on the marriage strike: 'REJOICE'--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT: Anti-Misandry member, Outdoors)

What A Useless, Money-Hungry Welfare Skank...JEEZ

2011-08-27T07:08:00.000-07:00

Tell me this bullshit ain't happening...here's this video from YouTube user: ChaptersWorldTV

So let me get this: "FUCK+BREED+EBT+WELFARE+REPEAT"?! Mother-fucking hoodrat...Thank Miss Amber Portwood and co., and especially Mrs. Linnethia [NENE] Leakes as your inspiration. After all, it's just exactly what these matriarchal radical feminists had in mind--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

I'll just let the sleaze speak for itself...I rest my case.

(HT:@Ferdinand.Barmadu, via InMalaFide)

Burger King To Mamacitas: The 'KING' Is Dead--We Want YOU!

2011-08-21T19:45:00.000-07:00

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Excerpt from MSNBC:

"...Burger King Corp. on Friday said it is retiring "The King" mascot, a man with an oversized plastic head and creepy smile who in recent years has been shown in ads peeping into people's windows and popping up next to them in bed...

...The new focus is a departure for Burger King, which long has targeted its ads to male teens who like to chomp its chargrilled burgers and gulp its milkshakes. The economic downturn has battered its core customer — _ young males have been particularly hard hit by unemployment — _ and Burger King is looking to boost declining sales by appealing to the mothers, families and others that rivals like McDonald's Corp. have successfully courted...."

*PFFT!* Sure, BK, go ahead and 'white-knight' your own mamacitas--see if I care... You've sold out to all the young dudes for the piece of 'pussy' pie. Don't forget--the fodder you sell to your fans is much more important than the 'gender' favortism you desire to promote.

Overall, I wish you the best [*SARCASM*]...and don't cry for me as I stroll on over to Arby's from now on--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

PeTA Going "PORN"?! WTF?!

2011-08-21T18:46:00.000-07:00

First we've had 'SlutWalks', and...what tha--

"...People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals reportedly plans to launch a porn site. The website, at peta.xxx, will be 'a pornography site that draws attention to the plight of animals'..."

Oh wow, the hubris of 'love animals--don't eat them' and the hypocrisy of 'don't objectify women as they have free sex' just shows PeTA's true colors about feminism and veganism [which ironically has strong ties to its former just like 'lesbianism'].

How low can these asinine pseudo-samaritans go--FOR A HOUSEBOY?!

(HT:TheRegister.co.uk)

The Best Example Of 'KARMA' After A False Accusation...

2011-08-06T13:12:00.000-07:00

"...A businessman has been awarded record costs of £100,000 against a former employee who made false allegations of sexual harassment.

Debbie Smith claimed she was forced out of her job after Tim Watts, chairman of the Pertemps recruitment agency, called her a ‘sexy nurse’ as part of a stream of ‘degrading and offensive’ comments.

Mr Watts, 62, said: ‘These vexatious spongers have to be taught a lesson. And she has been, big time..."

For the art lying about 'sexual harassment' on the job, I'd have to snicker at that bitch who lied about her colleague's 'friendly compliment of being a sexy nurse'! In the end, Mr. Watts got the 'last laugh'! Recall one of your 'Ten Commandments', bitch--Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT: DailyMail.CO.UK)

Post Of The Week: 'Going Your Own Way As A Mental Martial Art'

2011-08-06T12:34:00.000-07:00

Folks, Rex Patriarch has made an excellent MGTOW post about mentally 'going your own way'. This is very important, yet priceless, so please enjoy these sensible words--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

"...The idea of going your own way which is basically getting fed up with the double standard, self serving attitudes of women and the stacked deck against men in the legal system isn’t necessarily the all or nothing concept held by some and the problem isn't so much that the grapes are sour as it is the venom is sweet but in the end it's still freaking poison.

But a man does not have to go completely off the radar or totally ban women from his life to go his own way. No, I think going your own way is more of a process where there are levels or degrees in which a man goes to whatever level suits him more or less. Sort of like the way there are different colored belts in a martial art for those who progress to whatever level they are able.

The theory of the belts is not just that they got dyed in a series of colors from white to black but that the belts became dirtier as a man’s training and experience progressed. I thought this concept could be an appropriate comparison to the way a man’s knowledge about the true nature of women can become more jaded or dirtier as his experience with them progresses in life.

This knowledge about the true nature of women is so harmful to their agenda of the entire universe spinning around their vagina that they will stop at nothing to keep young men from coming into this knowledge. This is why women fight so fiercely using all manner of shaming and vitriolic hatred towards any man who exposes the truth about them. The idea that women would have to be truly self sufficient and independent without aid of men or government terrifies them. They absolutely cannot have the slaves leaving Plantation Matriarch otherwise it would be to their own peril.

Well that’s their problem not mine. I didn’t start this insane cultural war against men but make no mistake there is a war going on. It’s not by your choice or mine but the war was already declared a long time ago even before some of you were born so you better wake up to the reality if you want to survive it.

There are many different ways men are fighting this gender war. Some men are beating their heads against the wall trying to be good husbands and fathers only to lose everything in the end anyway, some men become players or pick up artist raiding the supply of enemy vagina while it’s fresh, some men flat out turn gay looking to other men for companionship and then there are those who go their own way being somewhere between the faithful husband and the jerk who knocks up the wife of the faithful husband. That is the area I like to live my life in. Somewhere in the area away from the beta providers, the gays and the jerks.

This area of going my own way can be described as a mental martial art complete with its own color coding depending on what level a man reaches. This of course is just a system I made up based on my own experience. You can use it to compare it with your own life, see where you are at and maybe add new levels to it if you like.

White Belt – This is the first level. You may be in a LTR and or shacking up but having looked around and seen the destruction you don’t give in to the pressure of getting down on one knee and putting an engagement ring on her finger. That is for beta providers who drank the Kool Aid and are ready to sign their life away. You know once you make that mistake the good times are over. The change that will take place will be immediate. She will go from loving companion to bridezilla to angry shrew to bat shit crazy falsely accusing you of anything her imagination can come up with. You will be a 911 call away from getting beaten and tazered to death from White Knights in blue uniforms. No way. You already have one foot out the door and you are keeping it there until it’s time to bolt.

Yellow Belt – Having been through the temper tantrums, listened to the question over and over “Where is this relationship going?” sat through the “We need to talk” moments you wise up and moved out. You haven’t completely kicked her ass to the curb but she is getting to be more of a pain in the ass than she is worth so you put her on ice to see what happens. You may be called yellow for refusing to commit but your gut instinct is to self preservation. This is a dangerous level because she is losing control and knows it. This is where they go for getting pregnant. Be very careful here or it’s 18 plus years of child support for you.

Orange Belt – You made it. You didn’t get suckered into one last drunken sex marathon so she could get knocked up or you may have insisted on a DNA test when she did but tests proved that it wasn't yours. Either way you dodged the bullet. You have finally lost interest in her control issues and completely cut off contact. Now vowed never to make the mistake of letting one of them move in with you again. The freedom is just too sweet to give up when you never know when the mask will come off and she will turn up the heat on you.

Green Belt – Not wanting to be in another LTR but you still spend time with other women thinking maybe there might be one out there that could be worth the effort. There still could be greener pastures. Having been burned before you don’t let them stay over at your place or give them the key to your door. You know better than that now. Anytime spent with chicks are done at their place or some other location but never at your place.

Blue Belt – You been with a few women since the end of your last LTR. You have seen the extreme so you can recognize the subtle. You are not so easily fooled and there is a pattern developing. It’s starting to sink in now that women are all pretty much the same. There is nothing special about any one of them except that each and every one of them thinks she is special. You may even be getting the blues about this knowledge wishing you didn’t have it but you can’t go back. There is no blue pill that you can take to make it all go away. What you know is what you know and there is no such thing as Not All Women Are Like That because they are.

Brown Belt – Having gotten over the blues that All Women Are Like That you discover there is way, way more to life than you ever noticed before. Attracting women to your life is no longer important to you. They can come or go you just don’t care anymore. Having all of your time and energy to yourself you can get back to earth and focus on what’s important to you and not on what some chick thinks is important to you.

Black Belt – It’s been ten or more years since the end of your last LTR. You have started a new business, career or some other venture that is succeeding because you don’t allow women anywhere near it. Women are dream killers and they are not allowed to touch yours. You may have even given up dealing with women in business or in your personal life to the greatest extent that you can. Life is bliss as long as your health holds out and you even notice that has gotten better. All the bullshit about how behind every successful man is a good woman is proving to be the total lie that it is. You realize that some men succeed despite a woman in their life but it is much easier to do without one trying to drag you down.

And there you have it, my version of going your own way as a martial art.

Anyone that calls you a loser for practicing the art of going your own way because you decided to do what is in your best interests for a change instead of a woman’s can take on all the wives and or girlfriends their heart desires. In fact if cycling through as many women as you can is your goal in life you should be happy with the choice I made in mine and encourage others to do the same as I did.

But the real reason other men have a problem with going your own way is the subject of another post..."

'AAA', No More...

2011-08-06T12:18:00.000-07:00

First you raise the 'debt ceiling', then you lower your country's credit score to 'AA+'--well done, poli-trics...well done--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Never Cause A Horse To Trip--Crazy Broad!

2011-08-06T11:09:00.000-07:00

Is this what you call 'femininity'?!

Suddenly, a carriage horse gets frightened, then trips and falls...and this woman--Theresa Shaver, who actually created these videos as YouTube user Star1172, flips out like a bratty 3-year old and starts crying like a hysterical pro-animal rights bitch, such as Hayden Panettierre! Unfortunately, it doesn't end there...

Ok, so that horse suffered a minor fall...and got itself 'back up again'--SO WHAT?! And what about you 'shit-talking' the carriage driver? Beautiful acting, bitch--just beautiful. *SARCASM* I'm sure Ms. Ingrid Newkirk would be dazzled at your psychotically idiotic proselytization.

Just one more feminist-poisoned killer whale for you to neuter, Greenpeace--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT(s): W.F. Price@TheSpearhead and TheConsumerist)

WOSB (Women-Owned Small Business): NO MEN ALLOWED!

2011-08-03T19:46:00.000-07:00

Ok, I can understand that more of the jobs during this millennial recession are going to the women, but what's this?!

"...'This procurement is set aside for Women-Owned Small Business (WOSB) firms only.' No one but women need apply. The WOSB program is a federal contracting preference that hurts male African-Americans, Hispanic-Americans, Asian-Americans or American Indians in exactly the same way white men are hurt.

Here’s how the WOSB program works: In most of the industries in which the federal government does business, if a) there are two female-owned companies likely to bid on a contract, and b) the contract is for less than $6.5 million for manufacturing and $4 million for everything else, and c) the contract can be awarded for a 'fair and reasonable price,' that contract can be awarded without competition from male-owned firms. The Small Business Administration runs the program...."

Oh boy...just what this broken working class needs--more ridiculous preferences on account of 'gender'. I guess these employers no longer give a shit about the working class male anymore--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

FEMINIZED BASTARDS!

(HT: Troll.King@TheSpearhead, via WashingtonTimes)

Scarface To MGTOW Men--"Don't Break Balls For Anyone!"

2011-08-01T17:43:00.000-07:00

"...All I have in this world is my balls and my word--and I don't break 'em for no one..."

Damn straight, Mr. Scarface! (HT: MarkyMark)

Speaking of ball-breakings, it's Monday, August 1st--which means that tomorrow might mean 'open season' declared on the poli-trics who can't manage that dreaded debt and deficit they created from over-spending, over-borrowing, and especially bankrupting this country fighting the Iraqi war! I'm really scared of what will happen when Generation-X and the Millennials bear the lion's share of bandaging this financial wound back together...and the future generations who will be born into a third world poorhouse! *SIGH*

However, don't let this August get you down, folks. We're in the last month of summer vacation...and it looks as if this triple-digit heat won't surrender anytime soon--and neither will these birthday-heads:

Our dear 44, Mr. President, turns a golden '5-0' come this Thursday [Birthday, 8/4]

Agent Mulder [nee David Duchovny] also turns the big '5-0' [This Sunday, 8/7]

Ben Affleck, two weeks from tonight [Monday, 8/15] celebrates his 38th.

And...Food Network sweetheart, Giada DeLaurentiis, will be 41, three weeks from tonight [Monday, 8/22]

...nor will the Leo (born between 7/23 and 8/22). Here's what they'll have do do in the meantime:

"Still dance in the sun...but don't let this drought blight your purpose to be creative. Your best rainy days will come..."

I digress--no, I shudder to think what might happen this month, but oh well--I'll just have to make the most of this month blogging...and you should too--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

No Luck This Month...But A 'Fresh' New Look Thereafter

2011-07-31T10:33:00.000-07:00

Folks, I'm a little depressed. Today's the last day of July and I haven't been able to keep up with the manosphere. My reasons are:

I've been having operational problems with my PC using Ubuntu Lucid Lynx, and might consider switching over to another Linux distribution or return to Windows

I'm a little frustrated with working through the summer and jet-setting back and forth to Austin, TX for nothing

This damned heat is killing any chance of me to go out and have fun this summer

And, come this Tuesday, I, like every other US citizen could declare 'open season' on those 'fuck-tards' over the debt in Capitol Hill, should a gov't default happen...

On the bright side, I've finally updated my humble blog! It's been simply redesigned--and NO, it's colors [the pale fuchsia, especially] DO NOT signal me joining the 'PINK' brigade--UH-UH! Furthermore, I've updated the blog theme to 'RED PILL JUNKIE'! Why?--Because it's the one drug that a sane man needs to understand that he doesn't need to keep killing himself and begging for a post-feminist woman! Not a bitter one at all. I apologize for this--but for right now, just enjoy the new layout and I'll see you tomorrow--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

R.I.P Amy Winehouse...Thanks For Everything

2011-07-25T18:27:00.000-07:00

IN MEMORIAM

(Hat Tip to PopOnThePop.com for her pic)

AMY JADE WINEHOUSE
(September 14, 1983 to July 23, 2011)

Good evening, folks. Tonight, I want to set aside men's issues and news for a moment to remember soul/jazz/pop singer, Ms. Amy Winehouse. This past Friday, she passed away at the age of 27 (HT:CBS News). Despite her addictive and quarrelsome behavior, it is fitting that we remember Ms. Winehouse as a promising and future soul great! Of course, it's a big loss for the pop music scene(s) in both the US and especially the UK; moreover, it taught us a very important lesson about drug abuse and bad habits!

Sleep well, Amy. Thanks for the 'REHAB' memories--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

Manorexia--It's Now A 'He' Thing...

2011-07-13T18:15:00.000-07:00

...according to this finding:

One in five eating disorder sufferers is male

Number of victims admitted to hospital up 66 per cent in past decade

Experts blame obsession with the 'perfect' body shape

You can forget about the fact that females [models, of course] have dreamed of being 'wafer thin'--now, it's us 'guys' have been bitten by the anorexic bug, too. It's not a pretty sight--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT(s):DailyMail.co.uk and Dr. Helen)

Darn...I Missed The 'SlutWalk'!

2011-07-13T05:54:00.000-07:00

"DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN SLUT?!" Oh, that's real nice, skank--FUCK OFF! *PFFT*
(HT:HoustonPress for this pic)

Good morning folks! Over the weekend, Houston had its own 'SlutWalk' march, and I missed it--all for the sake of escaping the 'slut spill' with a trip to Austin!

Last night, I tuned in to the latest episode of AVoiceForMen radio entitled "The Weaponization Of Sex" up above. To be brief, co-host JohnTheOther did a smashing job explaining how male sexuality is being criminalized and abhorred by both society and especially the feminists; furthermore, if a wo/man insults your sensual or sexual nature by calling you a 'creep', a 'pervert', or tells you 'you have a small dick' or 'keep it in your pants', then all a sane 'red pill' man has to do is tell them to "GET LOST" or better yet--FUCK OFF!

However, there is a drawback--you can't get too cuddly or cozy with some females though--in that sense, it could make them feel uncomfortable...and that's where 'sexual harassment' comes in to play. In the end, I wouldn't want to give the time of day to any scantily-clad, high-heel wearing slut--it's not good for my health, nor is it worth time in a cage--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Uh...Watch Your Mouth, Mrs. Sharon Osbourne!

2011-07-05T18:19:00.001-07:00

"...I would have chopped his willy (penis) off. Arnie's willy would have been down the disposal unit spinning around, that's where it'd be - and I'd make her clean it up. That mop would have been wrapped around her head..."

No, really...~~Lamenting~~ Sucking-up to Mrs. Shriver about Mr. Schwarzenegger's 'love-child' by ripping [or talking down about] his 'family jewels' off could earn you a 'stab wound' or a 'beat down' in your own blood--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Keep your filthy hands off, you old cunt! NOT kosher at all!

(HT: Music-News.COM)

Another 'Pussy-Pass' Acquittal...

2011-07-05T17:57:00.000-07:00

Congratulations, Ms. Casey Anthony--you did it! You just got away with murdering your little girl, Caylee:

"...Casey Anthony is not guilty of first-degree murder in the killing of her two-year-old daughter Caylee Marie.

After deliberating for less than 11 hours over two days, a 12-member jury decided this afternoon that prosecutors did not prove Casey Anthony was guilty of capital murder in the death of the toddler...."

Deplorable. That so-called 'pussy-pass' of you saying that females could do NO wrong isn't so laughable after all--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT: OrlandoSentinel)

Happy 235th, Uncle Sam...And Lady Liberty!

2011-07-04T12:18:00.000-07:00

Folks, go ahead and enjoy the red, white, and blue fireworks in the park today...and I'll return to this regularly scheduled blogging tomorrow. Remember the true meaning of Independence Day--FREEDOM, FREEDOM, FREEDOM--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Happy 4th Of July!

Ohhhhh, This Damned Heat...

2011-07-01T20:22:00.000-07:00

...There's absolutely no way around it--and even if it ruins your Independence Day weekend, you lament about not being allowed to pop those M-80s, Black-Cats, or even launching those bottle rockets in to the air as a result of the recent wildfires that ravaged in the southern part of my home state.

It's Friday, July 1st folks--the 2nd half of '011 has just begun. I know that each of you are preparing yourselves for no. 235 with Uncle Sam this Monday [Independence Day is 7/4]. Moreover, you could even offer candlelight wishes to:

Julianne Hough, as she dances her way to 23 years old [Her birthday is two weeks from Wednesday, 7/20]

Lindsay Lohan, despite her shenanigans, becomes a quarter-century fox [Her 25th birthday is tomorrow, 7/2]

Former Venom and That '70s show dude, Topher Grace, [He will be 33 one week from Tuesday, 7/12]

...and to those of you who are Cancers [born from 6/21 to 7/22]:

"With the damned heat overpowering you, stay cool by keeping your friends close--don't let that sun make you timid"

With that said, don't let the damned heat get you down this month--FOR A HOUSEBOY. Make a friend. Use a fan. Keep cool this July!

I'm A Desperate Houseboy's 300th Post: Jessica Valenti Declared An "Offender"?! Kickass...

2011-06-30T19:54:00.000-07:00

BOOYAH folks! Ms. Jessica Valenti has been declared a 'BIGOT' by the brand new website: Register-Her.com, compliments of its creator and Mr. AVFM himself, Paul Elam! (Well done, Mr. Elam!)

...And just what is 'Register-Her.com'? It's a site that helps expose female criminals who commit the most serious and ugliest of crimes, but do not receive the appropriate equal punishment for them in contrast to the male criminals. The beauty of this site is to force gender equity in crime and punishment, to discourage mischievous and malicious criminal behavior in females as with males, to help fight true sex discrimination and potential favortist corruption in the both the criminal justice and judicial systems, and most importantly--to erase the victim-thug entitlement mentality from the female's conscience of committing the act itself.

I urge each and every one of you to support and visit that site often. In the future, look for some more names to appear on that site--already, Ms. Valenti is scared shitless! Currently, my picks of offenders in response to the most recent events are: Casey Anthony, Amber Portwood [of Teen Mom], and the other bigoted feminist, Amanda Marcotte!

*WHEW*--What a way to close out June! Oh yeah...speaking of milestones, your Desperate Houseboy has made it to 300 posts! Yep, you guessed it--300! I never thought that I'd make it this far in this blog's 4-year existence...but maintaining and promoting a blog that does its best to promote MGTOW/men's issues and anti-feminism isn't that easy! You just have to keep your eyes peeled on what's going on with the changing state of males and masculinity, and I have done my damnedest to do so in the most responsible, rational, and respectful way.

Tomorrow, starts the 2nd half of '011--are you ready, FOR A HOUSEBOY?! You'd better be...STAY TUNED! \m/

Jessica Valenti and Amanda Marcotte: Two More Bigoted Vampires Of MGTOW/MRA-Land

2011-06-29T21:51:00.000-07:00

That's right--I said 'bigoted'! It's that verb to describe the two unapologetic and sinister feminists who will stop at nothing to damage and force men to defer to their already deplorable movement of hate and lies. Of course, every movement for social change has its critics, and especially its villains. In MRA/MGTOW-Land, these two villains are none other than Amanda Marcotte, who stewards the 'Pandagon' blog, and Jessica Valenti, of 'Feministing' fame.

A few days ago, Ms. Marcotte made a heartless and scathing comment about Mr. Thomas Ball's fire-immolating suicide in response to the family court ruling over at her equally sleazy colleague, David Futrelle's blog, Manboobz. Listen:

"...I’ll point out that setting yourself on fire is an extremely effective tool if your goal is to make your ex-wife’s life a living hell, and if your anger at losing control over her overwhelms all other desires. Which is common enough with abusers, who will ruin their own lives and their own shit and turn their children against them in an effort to hurt the woman they’ve fixated on...."

Uh, Ms. Marcotte--that tone-deaf comment, such as yours, not only describes the lack of sympathy [or even empathy] that you have for fathers and husbands, but it illustrates the sadistic and abhorrent nature of your lust for cruel and unusual punishment as any typical feminist would exhibit on any man. You can continue to infuriate and fuck with our heads about your 'Tough shit, bud' rants about how it's our fault that we didn't perform our fatherly and husbandly duties according to your self-centered and unrealistic feminist standards of how a man should parent and nurture, but it shows that you always take the 'low road' to win approval from your feminist fans.

Suicide is not something to make fun of and incriminate, Ms. Marcotte, it's an extremely consequential action--that most men perform in response to their unacceptable societal failures, rejections, wrongdoings, and of course oppressive upbringings; moreover, it's treated as a 'last resort'! If what I'm saying doesn't convince you to know when to 'shut up' about a person's suffering...then I don't know what will--in the end, you need to go 'soak your head'!

Another villain that crosses my mind is Jessica Valenti. According to her YouTube page, Ms. Valenti's latest video sycophantically and patronizingly displays her already blighted arrogance about 'sexism in men' while continuing her ongoing reputation of tactless misandry:

Sexist assholes?! Us being 'sexist' is making a 'fantastic case' for feminism?! I can't believe the arrogant bullshit that's coming out of your mouth, Ms. Valenti! (#1.) I don't have any control over what a woman chooses to do, as long as she takes responsibility for it; (#2.) Successful and smart women don't scare or intimidate me a damn bit, but entitled, self-absorbed ass-kissers [such as yourself] do; (#3.) Don't call me a motherfucking coward for not accepting the real rewards you've earned with this so-called positive women's empowerment movement; and lastly (#4.) I don't need to wear sunglasses just to see you and laugh at your egotistical rant at us, bitch!

I'm not as stupid as you think I am, Ms. Valenti, but I've been paying attention to what you and your feminazi sisters [and your alpha/beta-dork brothers] have been brewing. Look on the bright side: with you overtaking academia/athletics, the workforce, and historically--the [soon-to-be-single-mom-headed] household, and as of this past weekend--praising gay-marriage, you really don't need us...or want our disgust at the damage that you and your 'bosomless buddy' Marcotte have helped orchestrate. Thus, it wouldn't do us [MRAs and MGTOWs] any good to adopt that reactionary way-of-thinking that you just stated. You and your feminist minions wanted the spotlight--so just take it; otherwise, you too can go soak your head, Ms. Valenti!

In the end, it's one thing to help liberate a demographic to the upper echelons of society, but it's another thing to obliterate the backbone of society by diminishing and marginalizing it's former builders and breadwinners to the sidelines...and making fun of 'em and unleashing their 'haterade' thereafter. Amanda Marcotte and Jessica Valenti are no exception--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

...And who the fuck wants these two 'vampires' as dreamgirls anyway?! FUCK 'EM...

Let Me Tell You A Tale Of Two Feminist Victories: NY Loves Gay Marriage And Death To The Black Family!

2011-06-26T19:12:00.000-07:00

Good evening folks! I've been kind of lazy this month because I'm currently looking for some news to share my thoughts on...and in addition I am preparing to close the first half of '011 this Thursday with my 300th post for this blog. So far, I haven't put up any podcasts from TinDeck or vids for XtraNormal yet.

Throughout this whole Gay Pride weekend, the feminists have racked up two more victories to their legacy. One involves wrecking the family amidst the post-Civil Rights era, and the other permits non-traditional partnerships.

First, if there are any sane black men in the Houseboy lair, consider yourselves 'redundant' and 'unwelcome' in the new-and-improved black matriarchal family model. While you were out getting lynched, cuffed, and spat on statistically, socially, and spiritually, your black sisters have successfully followed feminism's lead and are heading single-parent households in frightening numbers (According to BlackAmericaWeb):

"...the share of African-American households headed by women — mostly single mothers — now exceeds African-American households with married couples, reflecting the trend of declining U.S. marriages overall...

...Among African-Americans, U.S. households headed by women — mostly single mothers but also adult women living with siblings or elderly parents — represented roughly 30 percent of all African-American households, compared with the 28 percent share of married-couple African-American households. It was the first time the number of female-headed households surpassed those of married couples among any race group, according to census records reviewed by Frey dating back to 1950...

While the number of black single mothers has been gradually declining, overall marriages among blacks are decreasing faster. That reflects a broader U.S. trend of declining marriage rates as well as increases in non-family households made up of people living alone, or with unmarried partners or other non-relatives..."

You know, it's not a very good sign when you brothers allow this sort of thing to happen now, isn't it? I don't mean to sound disrespectful, but most of you [even if you grew up in two-parent homes] are a big let-down, because in a sense, that generation of black [fe/male] leaders never taught you all how to be parents, nor productive and artistic citizens, nor allowing you to have much of a childhood since society expected you to grow up quickly and took whatever spikes thrown your way.

If there was anyway that you could swallow a nearby 'red pill', then you could all tell your so-called black leaders: "THANKS FOR NOTHING"! Brothas, it's time for you to go beyond the 'black power race card' and the infamous 'black is beautiful, soulbrotha!' persona and create a new 'us'--in other words, a new prototype that embraces the MGTOW exploits, rejects feministic and conservative ideals, and recreates and introduces roles through new skills, technologies, and renewed energies--and with the right types of caring people and generous role models. Already, your sistas have won this war, along with the workforce, academia, and culture, etc. This doesn't happen in a day--but in two generations!

Now, for some of you gay Houseboy readers--welcome to the concept of matrimony! As of this past Friday, you are now permitted to tie the knot--in New York state at least...

"...Governor Andrew Cuomo made same-sex marriages legal in New York on Friday, a key victory for gay rights ahead of the 2012 presidential and congressional elections.

New York will become the sixth and most populous U.S. state to allow gay marriage. State senators voted 33-29 on Friday evening to approve marriage equality legislation and Cuomo, a Democrat who had introduced the measure, signed it into law...."

...and while we brothers are on a marriage strike preventing loss, the rainbow-clad gays and lesbians are heading to the altar--whether the church bishops and pastors like it or not.

Thank you, feminists--thanks for these two damaging achievements! As a male, I cannot object to these, but now I have to live with them as my life continues on this planet--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

HAPPY NOW?!

The Thomas James Ball Self-Immolation Sideshow Against Family Court Corruption

2011-06-24T10:50:00.000-07:00

Folks, it has been exactly one week since Mr. Ball torched himself in response to an abhorrently heartless court ruling by the local New Hampshire courts--and I do not like it one goddamn bit! So today, I'm going to post Mr. Ball's final response before his horrifying death-by-suicide act:

"...Last Statement

by Tom Ball

A man walks up to the main door of the Keene N.H. County Courthouse, douses himself with gasoline and lights a match. And everyone wants to know why.
Apparently the old general was right. Death is not the worst of evil.
I am due in court the end of the month. The ex-wife lawyer wants me jailed for back child support. The amount ranges from $2,200. to $3,000. depending on who you ask. Not big money after being separated over ten years and unemployed for the last two. But I do owe it. If I show up for court without the money and the lawyer say jail, then the judge will have the bailiff take me into custody. There really are no surprises on how the system works once you know how it actually works. And it does not work anything like they taught you in high school history or civics class.
I could have made a phone call or two and borrowed the money. But I am done being bullied for being a man. I cannot believe these people in Washington are so stupid to think they can govern Americans with an iron fist. Twenty-five years ago, the federal government declared war on men. It is time now to see how committed they are to their cause. It is time, boys, to give them a taste of war.
There are two kinds of bureaucrats you need to know; the ones that say and the ones that do. The bridge between them is something I call The Second Set of Books. I have some figures of the success of their labors. You and I are in these numbers, as well as our spouses and children. But first let me tell you how I ended up in this rabbit hole.
My story starts with the infamous slapping incident of April 2001. While putting my four year old daughter to bed, she began licking my hand. After giving her three verbal warnings I slapped her. She got a cut lip. My wife asked me to leave to calm things down.
When I returned hours later, my wife said the police were by and said I could not stay there that night. The next day the police came by my work and arrested me, booked me, and then returned me to work. Later on Peter, the parts manager, asked me if I and the old lady would be able to work this out. I told him no. I could not figure out why she had called the police. And bail condition prevented me from asking her. So I no longer trusted her judgment.
After six months of me not lifting a finger to save this marriage, she filed for divorce. Almost two years after the incident, I was talking with her on the phone. She told me that night she had called a mental health provider we had for one of the kids. Wendy, the counselor told my then wife that if she did not call the police on me, then she too would be arrested.
Suddenly, everything made sense. She is the type that believes that people in authority actually know what they are talking about. If both she and I were arrested, what would happen to our three children, ages 7,4 and 1? They would end up in State custody. So my wife called the police on her husband to protect the children. And who was she protecting the kids from? Not her husband, the father of these children. She was protecting them from the State of New Hampshire.
This country is run by idiots.
The police sergeant Freyer screwed this up from the get go. When I got the Court Complaint form the box was checked that said Domestic Violence Related. I could not believe that slapping your child was domestic violence. So I looked up the law. Minor custodial children are exempted. Apparently, 93% of American parents still spank, slap or pinch their children. To this day I still wonder if Freyer would have made this arrest if it had been the mother that had slapped the child.
Labeling someone's action as domestic violence in American in the 21st century is akin to labeling someone a Jew in Germany in the 1930's. The entire legal weight of the state is coming down on him. But I consider myself lucky. My family was destroyed. But that poor bastard in Germany had his family literally annihilated.
Arrests are mandatory for the police in New Hampshire for domestic violence. That is not law. That is police department policy. Laws come from the Legislature and the Governor's office together. God only knows where these policies come from. The State's Attorney General also has a mandatory arrest protocol for domestic violence. I call these policies, procedures and protocols The Second Set of Books. You never cover the Second Set of Books your junior year in high school. That because we are not suppose to have a Second Set of Books. This is America-we have the rule of law.
I am a regular guy, a coffee and cheeseburger type of fellow. As remarkable as my life has been, I figure that what happens to me must be happening to others as well. I was 48 years old when I got arrested here for my first time. So I went looking for the arrest numbers for domestic violence, this new group that I had unwilling joined. I could not find anything. So I wrote the U.S. Dept. of Justice in Washington. They wrote back that they did not keep track of domestic violence arrests. The FBI keeps track of all other crimes. How come not domestic violence? I thought some low level clerk was blowing me off.
At the time, I had mailing addresses in both New Hampshire and Massachusetts. So I wrote to all six Congressional offices, the two Senators from each state and the two Congressman. They like doing favors for constituents hoping you will favorably remember their name in the voting booth. All six offices reported back the same thing. They do not know how many arrests for domestic violence have been made. I immediately knew something was wrong. And I also knew this was not going to be good.
Improvise, adapt and overcome. The Army teaches that to every soldier it trains. They say that no battle plan survives the first five minutes of combat. So your people on the ground had better be able to think for themselves. Taking casualties in war is just an occupational hazard. Taking casualties and not accomplishing your mission is a disaster. After 21 years of Army service, I am pretty good at improvising.
The first thing I found was a study not of domestic violence arrests but of domestic violence injuries for 18 unnamed states and the D.C. in the year 2000. In the study 51% of the injuries were 'no injuries'. So I knew I had a study of police reports. Who else but a police officer would record no injuries? I populated that out to the 50 states and came up with 874,000 arrest in the year 2000.
I had originally populated the number back to 1994 when the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA) was enacted into law. I would later find out these arrests stated with the U.S. Attorney General's Task Force of Domestic Violence ten years earlier in 1984. As individual states data became available for various years and states, I would incorporated in to my informal study. The number I have now in 2011 is 36 million adults have been arrested for domestic violence. I have a gut feeling this number could be as high as 55 million. But I only have data to 36 million. So 36 million it stays. And there is a really cool trick you can do once you have this number. You can find out how many American men. women and children ended up homeless because of these arrests.
Most of the domestic violence statistics I have seen break down with 75% male and 25% female being arrested. So I am going to used the male pronoun for the one arrested spouse and the female pronoun for the victim spouse. That should make the domestic violence feminists ecstatic-man bad, woman good. But that is okay because that is probably the last nice thing I am going to do for them today.
When then a man is arrested for domestic violence, one of two things can happen. If they are only dating and have separate apartments, then he can head home. But if they are living together, then this fellow has a real problem. Bail conditions and then a possible protective or restraining order prevent him from being with her. So he needs to find a new place to live, at least until the charges are resolved. The King of his Castle is no longer allowed into his castle. A feminist name Pence who wrote that was absolutely giddy at that outcome. So he can get his own place if he has enough money. Or he can move in with his mother, his sister or another relative. He might have a girl friend who would let him stay with her. And if none of this is possible, well then I guess he is sleeping in his car down by the river.
If he has minor children, money will soon turn into an issue. Most men I know do not mind paying child support. They want their kids to have food on their plates, clothes on their backs, and a roof over their heads. But it does stress that man's finances. Child support is usually 33% of the man's gross income. Withholding for taxes, social security and health insurance can range up to 28% of his gross paycheck. So a man making $500 a week gross has only $825 monthly left over after withholding and child support. That is not enough money for an apartment here in Central Massachusetts. That does not include other expenses like heating, electric, gas, groceries, telephone, cable, car payment and car insurance. So he is in a financial hole. Estimates of homeless men run 82% to 94%. I am going to round that down to 80%.
After the King has left his castle, his wife runs into a problem. She was use to getting his whole paycheck for the household. Now she get a third for child support. Figure they both work and made the same money, her budget went from 100% down to 66%. If she was running the house on $3,045. a month when the King was home, now without him she only has $2,220. Most households in America cannot withstand a 27% hit on the household account. She'll juggle the bills but eventually most wives figure out that they can pay all the smaller bills if they just does not pay the big bill. That would be the rent or the mortgage. So six to nine months after the King is out of the castle, the Queen, the Princes and the Princesses are also on the street. Domestic violence feminists state that 50% of victim spouses of domestic violence end up homeless at some time in their lives.
The last group of homeless from these arrests are children. The domestic violence feminists state that 70% of domestic violence couple have children. So 50% female times 70% children equals 35%. But children is plural. So we will double to 70%.
(Odd isn't it? They know that 50% of victim spouses end up homeless and that 70% of them have children. How can they know the percentages when they do not know how many total arrests were made? Those people at the U.S. Justice Dept. cannot even pull off a credible cover-up. )
Men are 0.8, women are 0.5, and children are 0.7 for a grand total of 2.0 homeless Americans for every domestic violence arrest. Multiply that by 36 million and you get 72 million men, women and children ending up homeless at some point in their lives over the last 25 years because of these domestic violence arrests.
That is a really large number even by Washington standards. That is almost 25% of the entire population of the U.S. using 2010 census figures. Which begs the question did these homeless people contribute to this latest economic meltdown, or did they cause it? Because if they did cause it then the recovery will not be measure in months or years but in decades.
Some of the boys in the Father's Movement think Congress might have shot themselves in the foot over this one. Personally, I think they shot themselves some place anatomically higher. No wonder the Speaker of the House is always crying. The Dummies on the Potomac.
Twenty-five years ago the federal government start pushing these arrests on state's legal systems. Now, we have an economy on the rope. They have thrown a huge amount of money at banks, big business and local and states government. And we are still in the mud. But no economist either at the Treasury Dept., Federal Reserve, universities or think tanks are even looking at the impact of all these broken families. If that 36 million arrest is correct, then 72 million men and women, have been throw out of the middle class into subsistence living. Or is the number 55 million and 110 million? No one knows and no one is even looking. But why should look? According to the Attorney General, we do not know how many arrests we have made.
And if the Tea Party is any indication, insurrection is brewing in the land. Just a coincident? Not likely. This is what happens when the government wipes out the middle class.
The idea for these arrests came from something called the Minneapolis Police Experiment (MPE) of 1981-82. In the experiment police offices were given pads with one of three words written on them; counsel, send or arrest. Counsel meant the officer was to try to mediate the couple's spat. Send was to send one of the spouses out of the house for eight hours as a cooling off period. Arrest was arrest one of the two spouses. The officer was to do as the top paper on the pad said to do. The experiment was set up by the Police Foundation and Lawrence W. Sherman was the lead researcher. The results show counseling resulted in a future assault in 24% cases, send was 19%, and the arrest option resulted in a future assault in only 10% of the cases. Perhaps a cheap way of cutting down future domestic violence.
In 1984 The U. S. Attorney General's Task Force of Domestic Violence recommended arrest as the primary weapon in domestic violence assault. Lawrence W. Sherman recommend not using the arrests because the MPE was just one study and it could be wrong. They ignored him. And by 1992, 93% of the police departments in the nation had adopted some form of mandatory arrest in domestic violence cases.
But by 1992 five more addition studies similar to the MPE became available. Lawrence W. Sherman reviewed all five studies. Then once again he wrote that the police should not use arrest. In two of the five studies, they found the same result as they did in the MPE, that an arrest cut down the odds of a future assault. But in the other three studies an arrest actually increase the odds of a future assault. So arresting someone in a domestic violence situation to cut down on future assaults did not work any better than just flipping a coin. I do not know if Lawrence W. Sherman is still alive. But fortunately he wrote a book call Policing Domestic Violence that was published in 1992.
So we have 800,000 American police officers arresting one in every six adults in the country and throwing 25% of the men, women and children out on the streets in an effort to enforce a policy that they knew did not work back in1992. And I had always assumed that you needed a man to really screw something up. Oh well, there goes another glass ceiling.
Why would they push an arrest policy that does not work? There are two schools of thought on the reason why. The first comes from Lawrence W. Sherman. He calls it the Law of Just Desserts. Revenge for slights and offenses, real or imagined. I am sure there are some that would argue that women are not vengeful. But what is that old saying? Hell hath no fury.....
The second idea comes from the mother of the second wave of feminism. I do speak of the brilliant Betty Friedan. In the Epilogue Chapter of the 20th Anniversary Edition of her book The Feminine Mystique, Betty relayed why she resigned as the first president of the National Organization of Women in 1970. Betty wrote that she, "was unable to openly fight the man haters and unwilling to front for them any more..." So man hating bigots no only existed 40 years ago, they were also grabbing power. Now Washington is funding them. Makes you wonder what bigots they will fund next. Maybe the Klan?
Feminists had always claimed that when women took over, we would have a kinder, gentler, more nurturing world. After 36 million arrests and 72 million evictions what we got was Joe Stalin.
The third wave of feminists do not like to call themselves feminists. The word feminist could be perceived as gender oppression. These third wave of whatever-we-call-you got that right The treachery of our legal system over the last 25 years may end up giving all feminists a bad name. Which would make us as bigoted as the man-hating feminists who got us into this mess to begin with.
So let us talk about those bureaucrats that do. These are the ones that actually carry out the evil deeds. I like call them the do-bies.
Any one swept up into legal mess is usually astonished at what they see. They cannot believe what the police, prosecutors and judges are doing. It is so blatantly wrong. Well, I can assure you that everything they do is logical and by the book. The confusion you have with them is you both are using different sets of books. You are using the old First Set of Books- the Constitution, the general laws or statutes and the court ruling sometime call Common Law. They are using the newer Second Set of Books. That is the collection of the policy, procedures and protocols. Once you know what set of books everyone is using, then everything they do looks logical and upright. And do not bother trying to argue with me that there is no Second Set of Books. I have my own copies at home. Or at least a good hunk of the important part of it.
I got my Second Set of Books when I sued the Jaffrey NH police department. Under the discovery rule, I write them with the material I wanted and it would arrive in the mail a few weeks later. I got the Police Academy Training Manual. I got the Department's Policy and Procedure Manual. I got the no-drop protocol that the attorney general sent to all his or her prosecutors. I even got the domestic violence protocols for the court system, one hundred pages worth. Once you read it the material, then you will know what the police, prosecutors and judges will do. They are completely predictable once you know what set of books they are using.
The police academy training manual states that an arrest in a domestic violence call is the preferred response. They cite the Minneapolis Police Experiment (MPE) as its justification. But the author of the MPE, Lawrence Sherman, said do not use arrest because five follow up studies show that it did not work. The would be a violation of the 4th Amendment in the First Set of Books against unreasonable search and seizure. Then there is that whole issue of whether the police have the right to arrest for any reason other than they believe a crime was committed.
The Jaffrey Police Department Policy and Procedures Manual states that if a wife says she does not want her husband arrested, the police are to ignore her, arrest the husband, and get with the prosecutor to see what they can work out. In other words, make the arrest and then see if you can Mickey Mouse it. The wife is eligible for spousal immunity. If she invokes it, then no statement she mades, written or oral, are admissible because she cannot be cross examined about it under oath. ( Did you say that? What did you mean when you said that?) With no statements the police have no probable cause in most cases to make an arrest. Also a violation of the 4th amendment in the First Set of Books.
The actor Nickolas Cage was drunk in New Orleans with his wife. Everyone else is drunk in New Orleans, so why should Nick be any different. He and his wife were arguing over which house the rented for their stay. Nick grab his wife's arm and started to lead her to his house. The police arrested Nick for domestic violence. His wife was stunned. That was not domestic violence. "Nothing we can do," the police explained to her. "Just following orders."
That is an accurate explanation for victims, even if they do not think of themselves as victims. The police have a zero tolerance towards any physical contact. Things might get worse in the future is the feminist logical for this present iron fist approach to domestic relations. I would have to agree with them. After all the arrests, poverty, homelessness and misery, I can assure you-things are going to get worse.
But that nothing we can do, just following orders the officers explain always sounds so timid and lame. The police need to punch their explanation up a bit, make it more authoritarian. And there is a quick, low cost way of doing it. The police officers only need to say it in its original German.
The state Constitution in NH said the prosecutors job is to promote justice. The Attorney Generals protocols said that domestic violence case are no-drop cases. (Unless, of course, they take the Deal. Continue the case for a year, go to counseling, and everything falls off the books after the year. They did after all find some way of getting rid of all these cases.)
The Attorney General can hire, fire, layoff, promote, demote, commend or award bonuses. The constitution is some old, quaint, dusty document up in the Statehouse some where. So which one do you think is going to get obeyed?
Prosecutors are funny. Some, maybe most, have egos the size of Cape Cod. But of the three, police, prosecutor and judges, prosecutors have the least protection. Micheal Nifong, the prosecutor in the Duke Lacrosse Rape Case, was fired, disbarred, convicted of a crime, and actually jailed for trying to enforce the no-drop prosecution protocol for sexual assault in the Duke case.
The prosecutor in my criminal case fared a little better. I filed a complaint with his boss for summoning my two daughters, ages 7 and 4, to court. I had already conceded that the facts were not in dispute. The trial would be about the law. No witness were need much less a couple of toddlers. He still summoned them. (The Second Set of Books tells the prosecutors to get a sympathetic face in front of the judge or jury. What's more sympathetic than toddlers.) The prosecutor could not refute my allegation because I enclosed a copy of the trial transcript. I had to pay for the transcript. When the prosecutor read it, he gave his two weeks notice and then blew town. That transcript was the best $46 I had ever spent in this life.
There is a name for what happens when a bureaucrat is destroyed by the First Set of Books for attempting to enforce the Second Set of Books. It is called the Abu Ghraib Syndrome. The people within the law enforcement community no longer seem to know the difference between the law, with its checks and balances, and the policies, procedure and protocols that constitute The Second Set of Books. In some cases you do not even know who wrote the policy, procedure or protocol. It could have been the local high school gym teacher for all anyone knows. Many of these bureaucrats are eventually going to learn the different between the First and the Second Set of Books. And my guess is that many of them are going to learn it the hard way. Because the only checks and balances in The Second Set of Books is The First Set of Books.
Judges routinely use our children as bargaining chips. Get the adult into counseling, continue the case for a year, and then drop it. This will open up the docket for the new arrests coming in next week. These judges that use our children are not honorable. Which is why I never use the term 'Your Honor' any more. I just call them judge.
Alex Baldwin, the actor, wrote that you have never seen a coward until you have seen a Los Angeles County judge. I call my judges-Sullivan, Arnold and even Runyon-cowards, too. When I first started observing them, nothing made sense. Arnold was completely infuriated when he was maneuvered into ruling not guilty. He verbally went up and down me so many times I lost count. What was the big deal? If I was not guilty just say and then we could all go home. But that was back in the days before I knew about The Second Set of Books.
I lost visitation with my two daughters when I got arrested. One was the victim-the other was the witness. After a not guilty, I expected to get visitation with my girls. But the divorce judge, Sullivan, decreed that counseling was in order and they would decide when we would reunite. I told the judge that the decision on whether these two girls had a father or a fatherless childhood was not leaving this courthouse. There would be a couple of reason for that decision.
First, by then I knew of the Second Set of Books. As much as I had prayed for the return of my children, I knew that this counseling might get thrown in the way. Judges are addicted to counseling like a meth-head is addict to crystal meth. Sullivan wrote in the divorce decree that he envision only one or two meetings with the counselor. There is no counseling done in the first meeting or two. It is intake-who's the players and what are the issues. But Sullivan was not interested in counseling. He merely wanted to unload the decision out of habit. And if we do not shut them down now, they will be doing it to our kids in twenty years from now when they have little ones running around the house.
Second, just exactly where does the buck stop with our legal system? Police have to make an arrest. The prosecutor has to pursue the case. Judges now also walk a away without rendering a verdict, and passing the buck does not constitute a decision. Can those mental health counselors slide the decision over to someone else? Just where does this end? Who is responsible? Who is accountable?
The mental health crowd is the third reason I said no. Some people think they are geniuses with their Masters and PH D's. Others think they are so wacky that they call them fruit loops. Well, I have a third name for them. Suckers. They did not get hired for their medical ability. They got these because they were willing to take these cases off the judge's hands. Which has done nothing for the credibility for their profession. We are not here to help-we are here to unload. And they created a liability that did not previously existed. If a judge releases a defendant and he goes kills someone, that judge or the judiciary cannot be sued. But a mental health worker, and their employer certainly can be held liable. Our judiciary is now using the mental health field like a ten dollar whore.
I sued Monadnock Family Services to make them go away. I told their lawyer Byron that they were a legitimate target for men. We settled for no money. They would have nothing to do with this reconciliation. The counselor was released. And they would no longer get involved in any domestic violence cases.
Every time we ended back in court over whatever squabbles, I would ask Judge Sullivan for my children back. The decision belong to the counselors he would tell me. But he knew he had screwed up. I could see it in his face. But he would not fix it. He would not step out of that box those domestic violence/sexual assault advocates had built for him. After five years, he retired to a part time position at the Littleton courthouse 120 miles away.
So when guys like Alex Baldwin and I call judges cowards, we have legitimate reasons for doing so. It is not good for judges to be called coward. It is unlikely that it is good for the rest of us.
I do not claim to have all The Second Set of Book. I know of one book that I do not have. And I would have love to read that one. That would be the seminar that the domestic violence and sexual assault advocates put on periodically for legal personnel including judges. These advocates are camped outside every state, not federal, courthouse in America. The U.S. Dept of Justice provides 50-100% of their funding depending on the program. They have three day seminars at resorts where everything is paid for except the liquor. Judges in NH are ordered to attend. Neither Sullivan or Arnold would confirm or deny they had attended. They actually said nothing. It must be like the Masons where they will not say anything about the organization until you show them the secret hand sign.
Supreme Court Judge Louis Brandeis once wrote that the best description of a judge is the impartial guardian of the rule of law. How does three days of wine, women and song contribute to impartiality? It does not. So it should not have been any surprise that they would not answer me. After all, they were not on trial. I was. But they are going to be. They were suppose to protect to rule of law not collaborate in its demise. They have failed miserably.
A guardian ad litem is an attorney appointed for a child. The attorney solely represents the child. I got one when I was first separated to get a neutral pair of eyes and ears on the family. I was disappointed in his findings.
A few years later, another guardian was appointed for one of the kids. A regular report filed with the Court painted me as some sort violent psychopath. I thought that was uncalled for seeing as we had never met. It start a flurry of nasty letters between until we both came to the conclusion that this was not about us. We ended on a friendly note.
At a Court hearing later on I approached him. I asked him if he had had any domestic violence training. He said yes, that it was required to become certified as a guardian ad litem. Another chapter for The Second Set of Books that I never managed to acquire.. So men, if you were thinking about getting a guardian ad litem for an unbiased assessment, then you should ask for the domestic violence material that certified the guardian. And do not worry that you are not sure what you are looking for. It will stand right out.
There are more sections of The Second Set of Books. Medical personnel are supposed to report suspected domestic violence. The college professor Angela Davis has a story of a Latino couple in California getting in trouble feeding the dog his liver for dinner. Mental health employees are also required. Think of Wendy threatening our kids with foster care. Teachers, day care providers, the list just goes on and on. The East German secret police, the Stazi, had 25% of the population on record as informers. The United States is not that high yet, but we are still growing.
These people-police, prosecutors and judges-are suppose to protect us. They are checks and balances to prevent injustice. That is why we spend so much money of police training. But if the police screw it up, the prosecutor can catch it. If the prosecutor misses it then the judge can step in to fix it. But if all three have been compromised, then what does one need to do to get justice? Go to the appeals court or the Supreme Court? That seem a little ridiculous particularly when the zero tolerance has arrests for something as trivial as touching.
On one hand we have the law. On the other hand we have what we are really going to do-the policies, procedures and protocols. The rule of law is dead. Now we have 50 states with legal systems as good as any third world banana republic. Men are demonized and the women and children end up as suffering as well.
So boys, we need to start burning down police stations and courthouses. The Second Set of Books originated in Washington. But the dirty deeds are being carried out by our local police, prosecutors and judges. These are the people we pay good money to protect us and our families. And what do we get for our tax money? Collaborators who are no different than the Vichy of France or the Quislings of Norway during the Second World War. All because they go along to get along. They are an embarrassment, the whole lot of them. And they need to be held accountable. So burn them out.
In the last 25 years they have arrested one in six adults in this country and forced 25% of the men, women and children into homelessness. In 50 years it will be one in three adults arrested and 50% of the men, women and children ending up homeless. Most of our kids will live to the age of 68 years old. As bad as it was for you, your children will have twice the odds of it happening to them.
Some of you will say that 50% homelessness sounds absurd. But 25% is absurd and that is already here. There is no evidence that the police, courts, or government is planning to do anything different in the immediate future. And they will not do anything different until we make it so uncomfortable that they must change. Bureaucracy at its worst. So burn them out. This is too important to be using that touchy-feeling coaching that is so popular with business these days. You need to flatten them, like Wile E. Coyote. They need to be taught never to replace the rule of law. BURN-THEM-OUT!
Most of the police stations built in New England over the last 20 years are stone or brick. Fortunately, the roofs are still wood. The advantage of fire on the roof is that it is above the sprinklers. But even the sprinklers going off work to our advantage. There is no way they can work in a building with six inches of water. And I am certain we will disrupt their momentum once they start working out of a FEMA trailers. If they still do not get the message, then burn down the trailers.
The easiest way of burning a building is with the Molotov cocktail. It was invented by the Finns when the Soviets invaded in 1939. You fill a bottle with gasoline and stuff a rag in the end for a wick. You light the wick and throw bottle, It shatters on impact spraying gas everywhere and the wick ignites the gas. Simple, readily available, and effective. And only two things to remember.
First, use a glass bottle. Thinner glass is better than thicker glass. You want it to shatter on impact. When I was teaching a kid at the high school on the West Side Worcester, MA. threw a Molotov cocktail into his school. Fortunately, he used a plastic bottle. It burned about three square inches of carpeting. I had to laugh when I said to myself, "Thank God for dumb kids."
Second, you need to tie the rag to the bottle. Nothing worse that throwing a Molotov cocktail, landing where you wanted it, and having it shatter perfectly. Then you noticed the wick had fallen out on the way to the target. No wick-no fire.
Some of these building will have brick faces and metal roofs. Just break a window and throw the Molotov cocktail inside. Carpets, furniture, computer plastic, even paint on the walls will burn. It is okay if the sprinkler goes off. I wonder if you can get hip waders over a gun belt?
We had a kid in my hometown that burned down the old junior high school. He walked up to the front door one night with a can of lighter fluid. The applicator on the end squirts the lighter fluid out. He squirted under the door and along the seams and lit a match. The kid took out the entire old part of the building. Why are kids so competent when it is something they should not be doing?
There will be some casualties in this war. Some killed, some wounded, some captured. Some of them will be theirs. Some of the casualties will be ours.
Now, nobody wants to get killed. But let us look at your life. You are broke after paying child support. She and the kids are not doing any better. None of you are middle class any more. You have no say in the kids education, their health treatment, you may not even have visitation with your sons and daughters. And everything you thought you knew to be true-the rule of law, the sanctity of the of the family, the belief that government was there to nurture your brood-all turned out to be a lie. Face it boys, we are no longer fathers. We are just piggy banks.
So you are not losing anything by picking up the Molotov cocktail. It may be too late for us. But without something changing, your kids will have double the odds of it happening to them. That will knock them out of the middle class again, providing they ever get back in. And their kids, your grandchildren, will end up damaged goods before it is over. So it is okay to run. You just need to turn around and run at them. They are no way as imposing as they seem. They only do what they do for a paycheck.
Television would make us believe that people get arrested because of fingerprints, DNA, facial recognition, and instruments that can tell where a substance was made and here is the local distributors. It is Hollywood crap. Most of the people in prison are there for one key reason. They could not keep their mouths shut. They told someone. That someone told others. The cops hear it and start looking at them for a suspect. That how it works in real life.
This need to confess seems to be primeval. Just human nature. But if you cannot keep a secret, do not expect the one you tell to keep their mouth shut. There is only three people I know for certain they will keep their mouths shut. That would be Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
I only managed to get the main door of the Cheshire County Courthouse in Keene, NH. I would appreciate it if some of you boys would finish the job for me. They harmed my children. The place is evil. So take it out
Some where along the line I picked up the crazy notion that it is better to be dead as a free man than to live as a serf. The government needs to be a little more careful about what they teach in our schools.
And bring a can of spray paint to these fires. Paint the word COLLABORATORS ( two L's with an S on the end) on the building before you burn it. Maybe we can shame them back to the rule of law. And we do want the police to know exactly who burned the building. Then the police can start interviewing the usually suspects, all 36 million of us.
We have covered the do-bies. Now let us look at the bureaucrats that say-ers.
The Second Set of Books originated in Office of Violence Against Women (OVW) which is part of the United States Department of Justice. Some of these policies, procedures and protocol were developed locally. But the local results would be sent up to OVW and, if approved, would disperse it out to all 50 states. They are smart, clever, bigoted and able to lie as well as any politician that ever called Washington home. In other words, they have now become Washington insiders.
But what makes them so uniques is their anger towards men, any man. They are so twisted in their hatred of men that they are positively scary. And it is not what they are doing to men that makes them frightening. You would expect that. No, it is what they are doing to the women and children that makes them so twisted.
When the Pentagon drops a bomb on innocent civilians the military calls it Collateral Damage. It sounds better than, "Yeah, we killed a bunch of women and children." Those poor, innocent, stupid civilians have always been caught in the middle since the time we were fighting with rocks.. Your wife and kids are Collateral Damage in the war against you, the man in the family. For 25 years these feminists at OVAW have been willing to sacrifice the women and children to get you. And they cannot claim ignorance about what they are doing. Under the VAWA the federal government is funding at least 1,800 homeless shelters. As long as the Office for Violence Against Women exists in the U.S. Department Justice , no American man, women or child will be safe in their own home.
If you ask these feminists why are the shelters all full, they will not say because of all the arrests. The shelters are full because of men. But they knew from the beginning that this was not man bad-woman good thing. The year was 1976. Two things would happen that year.
First, someone at the U.S. Dept of Justice decided to count the dead bodies. In 1975 there were 1522 women killed in domestic violence. And for men killed in 1975? The dead for men was 1506. Statistically equal a friend tells me so.
If you had asked me before the study, I would have assumed that women were getting the worst of it. But I would be looking at it by genders. What I should have been looking at was species, homo-sapiens, human beings. Men are human-women are human. Being the same species you would expect the same results from both genders. And that is exactly what the dead bodies told us.
The second thing that happened in 1976 was the first domestic violence survey was released. It was so new the time that they called it family violence. Murray Straus of UNH and Richard Gellars from a school in RI were the researchers. They did not find two perpetrators of domestic violence, but three. Men initiated violence 25.7% of the time: women 25.2%, and the other 49.1% was the two going after each at the same time. These two people going after each other at the same time is well recognized in law. The law in NH calls that mutual combat. Men are human. Women are human. And once again we found both genders acting the same manner.
So how did we end up with the theory of man bad-woman good that the government at all levels is using? The feminist writer Susan Brownmiller wrote In Our Time that," the way you get funding and church donations is to talk about the pure victims. If you talk about the impurity of the victim, the sympathy vanishes." If women get to be good then men get what is left-bad. Man bad-woman good was originally a funding raising technique. After 35 years, it has turned into official government dogma at all levels, from the local cop on the beat to the White House. Men need to be punished, restrained and retrained. Your wives and children are, unfortunately, just collateral damage in this effort to punish men. So you were not dreaming it. There really is a government pogrom against men.
When a man batters or kills, there is no excuse. When a woman commits the same act, there is nothing but excuses. Simple though inaccurate. But there is one redeeming aspect to men being demonized. Now we men can act like devils. And we do not even need to apologize for it. Men are going to start acting just like they made us out to be. As an old high school semi-punk I can assure you boys of one thing. This is going to be fun. You guys are going to end up laughing like hyenas.
The money funded under the VAWA is split in two when it leaves the Treasury. Part goes the Health and Human Services for fund these domestic violence homeless shelters. If that 36 million number is correct, and it is all that we have, then the 1.44 million arrests a year will be made producing 2.88 million homeless Americans each year. Women and children constitute 60% of these homeless people, 1.7 million Americans a year. Shutting down these shelters would be cruel. What would these women and children do then? Go live under a bridge. No, we are stuck with these shelters for a while. But there is one thing that Congress needs to fix when they fund them again.
These shelters do not allow men on the property let alone inside the residences. Why is it against the law to use federal money on organizations that discriminate against black, Jews, gays or even women but it is okay to do so against men? Men contributed half that tax money. Eight years ago a man in California fled with his children after the police warned him to get out after they had arrested the wife and mother. None of the shelters would take him and the kids in because he was a man. I wonder if this would survive a legal gender discrimination challenge in a federal court?
A society without men is freakier than a world without blacks or Jews. That is not to say blacks or Jews are any less worthy. It just that there are more men in the world than blacks or Jews even if you combined them. If these feminist had to deal with men on a regular basis, then maybe the country would not be in the pickle we are in now.
There is a third reason to end this discrimination, something of a more practical nature. Apparently, some women like to have sex with men. But men are barred from the property. Suddenly, that 15 year boy two doors down starts looking real good. It might even be fun breaking in this new meat. So this woman driven into insolvency by the push for domestic violence arrests now finds herself charged as a pedophile because someone barred men from her world. With domestic violence advocates as friends, who needs enemies.
This shelters came up with a novel approach to fixing the pedophile problem. Male children over the age of thirteen are barred from staying there. Too troublesome. The family broke up when the father was thrown out of the house. Now a second break up is happening with the teenage boys. Perhaps a relative has one bed available. Maybe the family of a high school friend would take him in their home. If neither option works then that is okay. He can move in with his father. Then they will both be sleeping in the car down by the river.
Children of these parents also suffer. They used to have their own bedroom in a safe town with good schools. First they have a shelter, then Section 8 public housing. An urban school. Maybe good-maybe not. Kids learn how to be tough in an urban environment. The kids might go bad or they could come out just fine. But there will be no clunky car as a teenager. There will be no saving fund for college. There will be no monetary gift to use as a down payment for a starter home. This tradition of the older generation giving the younger generation a financial leg up has been ruin due to the older generation's lack of money. Financially, the older generation is merely treading water. It will take generations after these present two generations to repair the economic damage to these families.
So we are stuck with funding these shelters for a while. These women and children have no place left to go. Some of you guys may think that these feminist caused the problem and then created the solution. But homeless shelters are not a solution. They are just barely a band aid.
The remaining money under VAWA goes to the United States Department of Justice for the Office of Violence Against Women (OVW). As long as OVW exists then the government is at war with men. As long as there is a pogrom against men, then women and children are going to end up as collateral damage. So there is no need for discussion about OVW going. The only thing we need to figure out is which of the two ways we can use to get rid of them-the easy way or the hard way.
And boys, do not try to burn down Washington's Dept. of Justice Building in an effort to get rid of the Office of Violence Against Women. Their offices are over at N Street.
The easy way is using Congress. The VAWA comes up for funding every five to seven years. Next time it comes up, Congress votes no and everyone at the OVW gets a pink slip in late September. Nice and simple except nothing is simple in Washington. We, the people out here in the sticks, do not always know what the dynamics are in Washington. There might be one method of getting Congress on course. Have Congress demand that the Attorney General get, and release the arrests figures. Or have the President order it. He is usually fearless after he makes up his mind. And this is too large and too well known to continue the Washington plausible deniable routine. Then they will know how much trouble they are in because of these arrests.
There are 220 million adults 18 or older in this country of both sexes. If my figure of 36 million is correct, then that is 16.4% of the adults have been arrested. It could be as high as 55 million or 25%. It might be as low as 22 million or 10%. Whatever the number there are two things that Congress should know. First, is the fellow who discovered the arrests in Minneapolis back in 1992 said do not use it because it does not work. And second, the people arrested now constitute a Fifth Column here in the United States. Our loyalty to Washington is gone. But what did these genuises on the Potomac expect? They have harmed our children. If they think Al Qaeda is a pain in the ass, wait to they see what Americans can do once their fuse is lit.
I am certain the Attorney General will sit for months on the request for the number of domestic violence arrests. Then he will explain that they do not readily have the number and that some sort of Manhattan Project effort will be needed in time and money. Nonsense. When Washington started these arrests in 1984 over 6.3 personal computers were sold here in the U.S. That figure does not include all the mini's, midi's and mainframe computers sold that year. There is no way they can pretend that this data does not exist in electronic storage. A request to Ohio for the arrests 1984-2010 would tie up a state clerk for an hour, including their 15 minute coffee break. Time for the truth boys and girls. Because this is not going away.
The hard way is more time consuming, cost more money and is full of headaches. Because the only way of removing a department from the federal government without the consent of Congress is to take out the entire federal government.
The first time I heard that, I said that is ridiculous. We cannot run this country without a federal government. But we will replace the old government with something new and improved. The new government would honor the debts incurred by the old government. There are a lot of useful reasons for starting with a clean slate.
The bipartisan debt commission released their recommendation for cleaning up the $14 trillion we have borrowed over the years. Convention wisdom has it that Congress has no stomach for any of the recommendations.
But a new government could install those recommendation on day one. Three years later, most Americans will not remember that anything is different. The old government laid off its employees when it closed. The new government is hiring. But instead of 65,000 employees at the Dept. of Education, the new government is only hiring 45,000. Instead of an average federal wage of $70,000 a year, the new average will be $52,000. The new government will have to write a tax code. Everyone pays 15% with no deductions. How many IRS employees could you get rid of if there were no more deductions? Any thing is possible with a new government.
Normally over-throwing a elected government is considered treason. Treason is punishable by death here in the United States. But there is one way of over throwing the government. That is through the ballot box. Then it is not treason but democracy. Allegedly, Washington is in favor of democracy, particularly if their candidate wins.
There is no legal mechanism in the Constitution or the Federal code of the United States for dissolving the government of the United States. So that is what we need first. Congress would need to write it. We get them to do it through the ballot initiative.
A ballot initiative is when enough registered voters sign a petition to get a question on the ballot for the next election. The following would be a sample of what the question would look like in New Hampshire.

That all elected representatives from the state of New Hampshire to both houses of the United States Congress are to propose and advance a bill that would set up a legal mechanism to dissolve the United States government should the people decide to do so in a general election by a simple majority.
If this initiative passes in all 50 states then Congress will be stuck. They will have to write the law to dissolve. If they do not I suspect within ten years they will be standing in a stairwell at the British or French embassy with a suitcase in hand waiting to get to a rooftop helicopter. I doubt if they will be thinking about the humiliation of being thrown out of the country. They will be far too busy worrying about what will happen if the mob gets their hands on them.
Washington has not got a friend in the world. Even the British and Israelis loath them now. Kind of a bad time to be losing domestic support. And what they done over the last 25 years? They have wiped out the middle class pandering to a special interest group of bigots. And in typical Washington fashion, they did not even know they did it.
This Ivy League inbreeding in Washington has produced an elite that knows what best. Everyone else-husbands, wives, police officers, prosecutors, judges, attorney generals and guardian ad litems-are to shut up and do what they are told. The rule of law is gone, replaced by the policies, procedures and protocols of The Second Set of Books. Which means the federal government will be going shortly. For the government being unable to deliver the rule of law is like an auto mechanic who claims he does not know how to change the engine oil. A certain minimum competency is required. So it looks like the parents of the Washington elite were right. One can be too smart for their own good.
Betty Friedan wrote that the feminist revolution, like any revolution, would have its excesses. Losing the rule of law is too great to call it a mere excess. It is a catastrophe. It is the heart, mind and soul between the people and their government. These feelings of betrayal by losing it may be permanent. I have 21 years of Army service going back to the Vietnam War. My loyalty to the government should be a given. It is gone. I am certain it will never return regardless of how long I might have lived.
It was another woman that lead us in to this decision to clean house inside the beltway. Something she taught us fifty years ago. You simply look at those folks in Washington and then ask yourself the old Ann Landers question, "Am I better off with them, or without them? Are my children better off with them, or without them?" They are sinking like stones.
Washington, DC was chose as the capital because it was the geographical center or the old Colonies. Today, the geographical center of the country is just west of St. Louis Missouri. The new government can set the capital anywhere in the United States it wants. Imagine how many rodents, insects and parasites they could lose by moving 1500 miles west.
Whether you replace the federal government or not, men are still going to need a legal defense center for men. Something like the NAACP used to get black people their rights. The only checks and balances in the Second Set of Books is the First Set of Books. Which means lawsuits. Now I know you guys are broke. Some of you have had your wives and kids thrown into homelessness. So I completely understand when you tell me that you are broke. But if everyone who has been arrested throws in $10.00 a year then the legal defense center will have a war chest of $360 million. You can buy a whole bunch of lawsuit with that kind of money.
The Ball family has been supplying sergeants to the Army since at least the Revolutionary War. Elijah served as a sergeant in Cushing's Regiment at the Battle of Bennington. His commanding officer was a general from NH with a name of John Stark. General Start was a clever warrior. He was responsible for the bulk of the heavy casualties the British suffer at their victory at Bunker Hill. His orderly, fighting withdrawal allowed the other units on the hill to not only retreat but collect their wounded on the way out.
General Stark would repeat this performance on three hill tops outside the village of Bennington VT one hot August day in 1777. At the end of the battle, the British lost over 900 men killed or captured. The Colonists suffered 30 dead. Two months later, the depleted British army would surrender at Saratoga. That victory at Saratoga would bring the French into the war. John Stark was the most competent general this country ever produced. For that reason alone his men loved him.
But as brilliant as he was on the battlefield, General Stark would become even more famous for something he said. In 1809 the veterans of Bennington decided to have one last reunion. A delegation called on the General with his invitation. But the General was old and frail. He could not attend. But he did send a message, "You tell the boys I said live free or die. That death is not the worst of evil." Since 1945 the State of New Hampshire has stamped Live Free or Die on every pen, coffee mug, license plate and highway sign that they have gotten their hands on.
I think the General and his sergeant would be please that his words have elevated from the novelties and bric-a-brac to something more dignified like a courthouse door. Neither of them would give a second thought to the mess left over after the fire was extinguished. War has always been a grim business. Civil wars are usually worse.
But they would be trouble by the new enemy. Oh, they understood when a government betrays it people. They took up arms against the super power of their day to get relief for their grievances. But the enemy we face now is the government that these men birthed at places like Bennington, Saratoga and Bunker Hill. Government is no different than the food in a refrigerator. Given enough time both will go bad.
The smartest person I knew in this life was my mother. Perhaps that is true of all of us. Maybe I just got lucky. She was a nurse by trade. She worked in a time when Western medicine made that final transition from butchery to science. But it would not be her nursing skills that made her extraordinary. No, it would be this one incredible knack she had that I had only modest success at mimicking in my life. If she had something important to say to you, she would say and then never mention it again. She would talk about it if you raised the issue. But she never mentioned it twice on her own. And, oddly, you always heard her.
But she did have one favorite saying. I must have heard in a thousand times in the eighteen years I lived under her roof. It always came at the end of the conversation as she peeled away to see if it was time for Perry Mason or Lawrence Welk. She would turn her head to the side, and over her shoulder she would say, "And the only thing you really have in this world is your family." Now, thanks to the United States Government, neither we nor our children have that.
. I have three things to say to my children. First, Daddy loves you. Second, you are my three most favorite people in the world. And last, that you are to stick together no matter how old you get or how far apart you live. Because it is like Grandma always said. The only thing you really have in this world is your family...."

...and what's worse--the mainstream media doesn't even give a rat's ass. Lately, I'm hearing a ton of sycophantic insults directed at this man. Granted, he wasn't perfect--but nowadays, how can you equate 'disciplinarian' with 'corporal puinishment'? I mean, you can't physically punish an out-of-line child without having to deal with the terms 'child abuser', 'molester', 'deadbeat', 'wife-beater', or worse in Mr. Ball's case: 'sickening suicidal sociopath' written on your forehead by all the liberal poli-trics, the sleaze-bag family court judges and justices, and especially, the ball-busting anti-family bitch feminists! *SIGH*

This incident that happened has just given me one more excuse to not marry and have children in an anti-male/father climate...FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Lord have mercy, when will this STOP?!

Hang In There Dads--And Other Fallen Men...

2011-06-19T20:17:00.000-07:00

Tonight, I wish those of you who are fathers, a very happy Father's Day! I can understand that society has diminished your role in the family...but please, don't give up! Stay in your child's life and stay strong! Do your best to be the other parent that you were meant to be--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Happy Father's Day--from your Desperate Houseboy!

MRA/MGTOW Video Of The Day: The Feminist Trojan Horse In Family Law

2011-06-15T19:01:00.000-07:00

From Australian Prime Minister, George Christensen, via his YouTube video:

(HT:Paul.Elam@AVoiceForMen)

Celebrity P'wnage--Russell Crowe Despises Male Circumcision!

2011-06-10T16:53:00.000-07:00

Quote via Twitter:

"it's 'barbaric and stupid'...if you feel it is your right to cut things off your babies please unfollow and f**k off, I'll take attentive parenting over barbarism...."

Whoa...that was brutal, but most importantly it's this: Just as a woman's body is her own--a man's body should be his...and only his--in the reproductive and anatomical sense--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(Compliments of DailyMail.co.uk; HT: MANN)

Much Ado About 'Weiner'-- Manginas On A Roll

2011-06-08T19:05:00.000-07:00

Good evening, folks! Lately, at the Houseboy lair, I've been a little too hard on some of the females [excluding the sluts and feminists]. While, there have been some female allies sympathizing about the injustices and diminishing of men, the attention should actually be focused on the very pro-feminist men [i.e., politicians, activists, religious figures] that are crossing the line, misguiding and shafting men and boys by passing gender-sexist laws that give the femmes advantages over men.

One such person that I've encountered is Representative Anthony Weiner (D-NY). All of you by now know that he's extremely pro-feminist--not to mention heterosexual. A few days ago, he 'tweeted' his lascivity and did the 'cyber-nasty' with some of his female supporters. At first, he thought that his Twitter page was hacked beforehand--which thereafter, turned out a hoax. In the clip below, he admits to it (HT: USAToday)

From this political cyber-fellatio, Weiner--like any other mangina, sycophantically kisses the asses ~~cunts~~ of supporters by doing erotically felonious things to promote his support for women--not to mention OTOH, getting thrown out of office as a result. This of course is 'career and political suicide'! This has already happened to Senator John Edwards (D-NC) and to Former Governor Eliot Spitzer (D-NY). Any man who supports feminism and buys into the whole 'Sex and the City' idea, is a sellout to his own brethren and deserves his just fate.

...and to conclude, since Weiner has never done anything good for the male gender, he's not getting any sympathy from me--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Oopsie...Did I Miss Something??

2011-06-01T19:15:00.000-07:00

Oh yes...two days ago was Memorial Day. I forgot to honor all of the fallen soldiers that gave up their lives in the past wars that they fought throughout history. Well here it is:

"TO ALL THE FALLEN SOLDIERS THAT SACRIFICED THEIR OWN LIVES FOR FREEDOM AND JUSTICE--THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU!"

*SIGH* Oh, that's much better...

Wednesday, June 1st--it's the first of the month and the last month of the first half of '011! I have some new developments coming up--XTRANORMAL *NEW*, MP3 podcasts via TinDeck *NEW*, and more topics as promised! Oh, and lookout for a new look for this blog.

This month, I wish a big Happy Birthday to:

Model Heidi Klum, who just turned 38 [Today, 6/1]
Fall Out Boy bassist, and 'glamour boy', Pete Wentz turns 32 this Sunday [Birthday, 6/5]
Zoe Saldana of Star Trek fame turns a 1/3rd of a century old two weeks from Sunday [Birthday, 6/19--which is also Father's Day--YIKES!]
Former Spidey-turned-family man, Tobey Maguire will be 36 three weeks from Monday [Birthday, 6/27]

Since today's the unofficial first day of summer vacation, the grade school kids will be let out on Friday [6/3], Daddy can smile and enjoy all of the pork rinds on his special day off [Father's Day is two weeks from Sunday, 6/19], and at last--the 100 degree sun will rise gracefully as the Summer solstice begins [The first day of Summer is Tuesday, 6/21].

Now, I have something for you Geminis [Born 5/21 thru 6/20]:

"Communicate with your beings in a compassionate fashion. Don't forget to appreciate the accolades in return for your caring deeds."

I feel much, much better now...I think I'll prepare either my first MP3 podcast and/or XTRANORMAL video anytime--and lastly, this Houseboy lair will achieve its 300th blog post anytime this month--so keep a lookout, FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Nitey-Nite...

A Pair Of Feminist-Orchestrated Role-Reversals: The Tomboy Golfer And The Tranny Prom Queen...

2011-05-31T20:30:00.000-07:00

Yes--this is exactly what the feminists wanted: 'masculinized' women and 'feminized' men! It's the last day of May and over the weekend, these two events happened:

(Pic of golfer, Isabelle Beisiegel, courtesy of FoxSports)

First, a Canadian female golfer earns a PGA tour card for the first time playing in a men's tournament (Congrats to her BTW). Thanks a lot, Title IX! You've really helped push the academic/athletic 'gluttony' envelope--girls allowed on boys teams, but NOT the opposite...while girls still have their own teams! *SIGH*

And lastly, a male-to-female teen transsexual in Florida earns the title of 'PROM QUEEN'?! With gay pride month starting tomorrow, what would all the gay, lesbian, bisexual, and other transgender...and even straight people think about this? Betrayal of masculinity? Allanah Starr as one of her inspirations being responsible for her crowning? Bullies [both male and female] and feminists deriding her former male self? I don't know...genderwise, what is this world coming to? Nonetheless, this Andrew, er--Andrea Viveros is kinda cute in her prom gown. See the below pic:

(Andrew/Andrea Viveros, left, with her prom king, Juan Macias
Courtesy of MiamiHerald)

Nice going, progressives and feminists! Now see what you've done--FOR A HOUSEBOY?!

Rep. Senfronia Thompson To Male Texas House Members: "Quit Objectifying Us As 'Nurturers' and Support Us Women!"

2011-05-27T15:43:00.000-07:00

(*WARNING--NSFW!* HT: DallasMorningNews for this 'politically titillating' flier)

"...A dramatic scene played out on the House floor Thursday when several female state representatives complained of a disrespectful and insensitive attitude toward women in the chamber.

The final straw for Rep. Senfronia Thompson, D-Houston, was fliers from the Texas Civil Justice League designed to lobby against an insurance bill. The fliers contend that amendments added to the bill would expand the "nanny state" in Texas. One flier featured a graphic depiction of a baby nursing from a woman's breast. Thompson mentioned more than once during her speech that her bill was about regulation of consolidated insurance programs and had nothing to do with women's issues. Read more..."
(HT: Fort Worth Star-Telegram, BTW)

*BWAHAHAHA!* Shut up about that aforementioned flier! GODDAMN IT--What exactly does a 'child suckling on a nursing woman's breast' have to do with an unethical insurance bill that the Texas Civil Justice League doesn't like? Just be glad that the woman being portrayed wasn't yourself or your own child! I can understand the 'politically incorrect' artistry, but do you always have to have a 'victim thug' mentality over the smallest things of unimportance?! You're just being an arrogant 'woman as goddess' nutcase--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

...and no, don't expect a poster like this to be on sale at your nearest SpencerGifts or HotTopic!

More Job Losses Calculated...More Young Men Decimated

2011-05-27T14:05:00.000-07:00

Young fellas, speaking of unemployment, brace yourselves at this from TheAmericanSpectator:

"...Over the past decade, the total number of jobs for women went up by close to a million. Meanwhile, men lost more than 3 million jobs. From 1960 to 2008, the average unemployment rate for men 25 years and older was 4.2 percent. In the last two years, it has more than doubled, shooting up to 8.9 percent. By contrast, unemployment for women of the same age and for the same period of time went from 4.7 percent to 7.2 percent, an increase of 52 percent..."

Same old apeshit as before...thanks to outsourcing, the Iraqi war, and a pair of pussified, femme-favoring presidents [e.g., Bush43 and Obama]. Now tell me--how do you think that these 3 million men are lamenting, now that you've turned them into jobless hoodrats, eh?

"...With growing numbers of out-of-work young men comes a volatile mix of negative social outcomes: they are less likely to marry, less likely to be a stable parental force for the children they father, and more likely to engage in violent behavior..."

...on account of a few things:

(1.) they may never have a chance to be family men because the gals never ever marry down--in other words, cuddle and elope, and follow the higher-earning 'alpha' dudes while they're earning their own living and income themselves;

(2.) they're already too damn busy listening to poor ol' Roissy about learning how to 'game' and 'pick-up' as their 'last resort', because they have given up the honorable practice of 'courting the women and supporting them and their family' just to continue each of their own 'genetic legacies'--thanks in part to gender-favortist legislation (i.e., VAWA, IMBRA) and of course, those motherfucking 'rape-crazy' shitbag feminazis and their oh-so-empowering 'slut walk' trek to slither! If you don't believe me, then just ask Welmer [of Spearhead] himself;

and

(3.) what young man would want to go crazy on his child and his de-facto wife when he already loses his job? He can't cry a tearful about it--that's socially unacceptable to his upbringing, nor can he abhorrently jump off a highway bridge or put a gun to his head to further anymore suffering. Thus, it's already bad enough that the lame-stream media, the academia/athletica, the culture, and mostly the church diminish, shit-talk, and shoo away anything male. In the coming time, expect some more disenfranchised and dumped-out-into-the-street men starting gang initiations in order to go after those despicable and corrupt politicians through a haze of armed street-cleaning blue-gun thugs--that would be what you call 'masculine gender cleansing'...

"...The disparity in job opportunities for men in America has both economic and societal consequences. It is a lot more difficult to be a responsible head of a household and help in the creation of a stable family environment if the father has lost his job or finds himself unable to make a living wage for the support of his family. That is why economic policies to help rebuild our hollowed-out manufacturing sector and the phase-out of government preference programs that put men at a disadvantage in finding jobs or starting businesses need to be part of an overall strategy to put America back to work..."

Thanks, but no thanks! I'm not going to speak for every young male under 40, but because of your mistreatment of the hard-working men these last 50-60 yrs--why the fuck would we want to go back to work for a country such as this? The real millennial 'Great Depression' is not too far ahead--so you cuntshit employers and bollock-blowjobbing poli-trics can go fuck yourselves and your newly-employed femmes for all I care--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

We don't mind being 'not-wanted' anyway...

Career Women Couldn't Have It Any Better...

2011-05-26T13:31:00.000-07:00

...especially when they supersede men in the workplace (according to MSN)--FOR A HOUSEBOY...

Excerpt:

"...studies show that women actually make better cops, hedge fund managers and world leaders, but also newscasters and doctors..."

Like I said, career women couldn't have it any better.

Almost Broke?! Half Of Us Americans Are, Of Course...

2011-05-26T12:54:00.000-07:00

...according to the WallStreetJournal--that's your punishment for extravagantly spending on things you don't really need or use--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Here's a quote:

"...Nearly half of Americans say that they definitely or probably couldn’t come up with $2,000 in 30 days, according to new research, raising concerns about the financial fragility of many households..."

(HT: RooshV, via Twitter)

The Sun Is Setting On The Ozzie And Harriet Days Of Marriage--Matriarchy Rising

2011-05-26T11:15:00.000-07:00

Yes sir--the matriarchs are on a roll (sarcasm) and even those idiots at NewYorkTimes are cheering them on at this marital decline! Feminists, you said that marriage was 'TORTURE' and that you wanted 'OUT'...well, you got your wish--Happy now?!

I'm not bitter or hellbent, but you women [and the men that support 'em] no longer want a damn thing to do with engagement rings/beacelets, and creepy marriage proposals [which suck anyway]. So do yourselves a favor and enjoy your monthly welfare checks and run-down Section 8 cottages--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Here's NYT's actual rundown:

"...Married couples have dropped below half of all American households for the first time, the Census Bureau says, a milestone in the evolution of the American family toward less traditional forms.

Married couples represented just 48 percent of American households in 2010, according to data being made public Thursday and analyzed by the Brookings Institution. This was slightly less than in 2000, but far below the 78 percent of households occupied by married couples in 1950.

What is more, just a fifth of households were traditional families — married couples with children — down from about a quarter a decade ago, and from 43 percent in 1950, as the iconic image of the American family continues to break apart.

In recent history, the marriage rate among Americans was at its highest in the 1950s, when the institution defined gender roles, family life and a person’s place in society. But as women moved into the work force, cohabitation lost its taboo label, and as society grew more secular, marriage lost some of its central authority.

“The days of Ozzie and Harriet have faded into the past,” said William Frey, the senior demographer at Brookings who analyzed the data. (The proportion of married couples slipped below half over the past decade, but was first reported as a precise count by the 2010 census.)

Today, traditional patterns have been turned upside down. Women with college degrees are now more likely to marry than those with just high school diplomas, the reverse of several decades ago, said June Carbone, a law professor at the University of Missouri-Kansas City, and co-author of “Red Families v. Blue Families.”

Rising income inequality has divided American society, making college-educated people less likely to marry those without college degrees. Members of that educated group have struck a new path: they marry later and stay married. In contrast, women with only a high school diploma are increasingly opting not to marry the fathers of their children, whose fortunes have declined along with the country’s economic opportunities.

“Employment instability depresses marriage rates,” Ms. Carbone said. Explaining the reasoning, she said, “I can support myself and the kid, but not myself, the kid, and him.”

W. Bradford Wilcox, the director of the National Marriage Project at the University of Virginia, argues that the retreat from marriage is bad for society because it means less security for children. “It’s troubling because those kids are much more likely to be exposed to instability, complex family relations and poverty,” he said.

Married couples may be half of all households, but that does not mean that only half of Americans will ever be married. The overwhelming majority of Americans — with some exceptions — do eventually marry (though increasingly, working-class people do not stay married).

Households are changing in other ways. Americans are living longer than ever, so households now include a growing number of elderly singles, said Andrew J. Cherlin, a demographer at Johns Hopkins University. Other factors have been the large influx of immigrants, who tend to be single people in their 20s and 30s, and the growing number of young people who live together without being married.

There are 37 states, plus the District of Columbia, in which married couples make up fewer than 50 percent of all households, up from just 6 states in 2000, Mr. Frey said.

In all, 41 states showed declines in traditional households of married couples with children. In 2000, married couples with children were fewer than 20 percent of all households in just one state, plus the District of Columbia. Now they are fewer than a fifth in 31 states, Mr. Frey said.

The biggest change for the decade was the jump in households headed by women without husbands — up by 18 percent in the decade. The next largest rise was in households whose occupants were not a family — up by about 16 percent, Mr. Frey said..."

*SNICKERS!* This is just too painfully hilarious...and what's even more titillating, this decline will go down in your own blighted legacy of all those poor children that will end up in a filled row of Cell Block 6s, in the 'oh-me-so-horny' Red Light District, and worse--become future participants of the 'drug culture'; moreover, Mrs. ThinkingHousewife (a.k.a. Laura Wood) has it right, and so does ol' Welmer at TheSpearhead (W.F. Price).

Have a 'nice' life you motherfucking matriarchal feminazis!

An MGTOW/MRA Quote Of The Night: Don't Smile Around The Ladies, Fellas!

2011-05-25T19:57:00.000-07:00

"...A note to single dudes: If you're looking to pick up a woman at a bar, whatever you do -- don't smile at her..."

*PFFT!* @#$%&! Ok, what-fucking-ever bitch! I'll just make sure that the next time I see your face, I won't even bother to say hi to your miserable and shallow-minded ass. Besides, with an attitude like that, you aren't even worth a 'friendly' one-night stand at a cheap motel--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

FUCK OFF!

Here Lies THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW (1986-2011)--Egotistical Feministic Daytime Talk Show. R.I.P.

2011-05-25T18:24:00.000-07:00

Goodbye...and good riddance! I won't miss you a damn bit--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

FAT COW--Don't let that door split your fat ass on the way out--because you've done your ill-forgotten men [especially those of color] a grave ~~disservice~~ favor!