'WOMAN-LESS' DIET TIP Of The Day: Keep 'Snooki' And 'Oprah' Out Of Your Undies

Nicole 'SNOOKI' Polizzi: "...Baby Lorenzo's man parts are 'awesome'..."

HOUSEBOY's response: "Watch your mouth, you lil' #guidette rodent--if you want to 'brag' about how 'cut' a penis looks, go talk about Ron Jeremy's gear--NOT about your newborn lil' boy's gear..."

...and then...

ORCA--er...Oprah Winfrey: "...I endorse a new anti-wrinkle cream--made from '100% pure' #FORESKINS..."

HOUSEBOY's response: "How innovative of you, Oprah ('#SARCASM')...so you want to break into the cosmetics business and create an 'anti-aging' product by SkinMedica--at the expense of mutilated males--oh dear, L'OREAL and Maybelline would think that you're a '#MAD SCIENTIST'! Over my dead body...your so-called useful product won't even take off...and don't expect to see it on sale at a drug store anytime soon!"

Is it just me...or are these two 'high-profile' icons "#LOCO EN LA CABEZA"??? Gawd...nothing aggravates me more than 'dissing' and 'exploiting' a private part of a male's anatomy--for fame and fortune...and especially for the essence of female beauty--STAY OUT OF OUR FUCKING JUGGULARS--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

(HT(s):CafeMom@TheSTIR, WetPaint, and Vancouver24Hrs)