My Rest Period Is Over--Now Back More MRA/MGTOW Blogging!

Good evening, folks and 'Houseboy' fans!

Tonight's Leap Year Day--when every 4 years, ol' Febbie ends on the 29th instead of the 28th...which means that '012 gets bitten by it.

Regardless, it is also the last day of this month. I've been spending my time thinking about the future of I'm A Desperate Houseboy--where I've been, what I've given to you, and what fun man-o-sphere friendly shit I might conjure up next...anyways, I've decided: REST TIME IS OVER, MAN UP AND GET TO BLOGGING!

Tomorrow, this blog celebrates its 5th anniversary, and I'm mentally and literally preparing for it...but SHHH! It's a surprise.

I'm back in action...c'ya tomorrow--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Obama's Nonsensical V-Day Advice

Oh c'mon, what the hell is this shit, Politico?:

"...Let me start with a quick public service announcement to all the gentlemen out there: today is Valentine's Day. Do not forget...I speak from experience here. It is important that you remember this."

...And go big. That's my advice..."

AW SHUT UP, Mr. 44! You're no fucking 'casanova'--besides, what do you care if we have to continue the tradition of pleasing an undeserving miss with useless edible gifts, jewelry, and cards? I'm 100% woman-less...and I say: FUCK VALENTINE'S DAY--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Here's A Different Kind Of 'Red Pill' To Swallow...

(HT:AVFM for the graphic BTW...)


Interesting, isn't it? ...And what's so special about this kind of 'pill'--RED HEARTS, as a surprise antidote for the month of 'CUPID'!

Tonight's Wednesday, February 1st...and ol' Febbie runs right in. For this monthly intro, here are just a few of the many events taking place this month as a timeline:

• Hug a 'Black' Brotha [or a Sista] these next 29 days [Black History Month]
  
• Spot a Groundhog and trap it for dinner [Groundhog Day is Tomorrow, this Thursday, 2/2]
  
• Say 'good luck and may the best pigskin win' at the 'Bowl [Super Bowl XLVI, this Sunday, 2/5]]
  
• Avoid the hearts, flowers, jewelry, and chocolates--and former love crushes that Cupid recommends [Valentine's Day, one week from Tuesday, 2/14]
  
• Venerate your Founding Fathers [Presidents Day, two weeks from Monday, 2/20]
  
• Catch a neck-ful of purple, gold, and green beads [Mardi Gras, that next day, two weeks from Tuesday, 2/21] and go on a 'Lent' diet thereafter [Ash Wednesday, three weeks from tonight, 2/22]
  
• Oh yeah...and since this is the shortest of the 12 months, learn how to 'leap' [Leap Year Day is the last day of this month, Wednesday, 2/29]
  

...And what's next on your list? Lighting the candles with

• NBA star/current divorcee, Kris Humphries [27th Birthday this Tuesday, 2/7]
  
• Spoiled little celebutante/heiress, Paris Hilton [31st Birthday two weeks from Friday, 2/17]
  
• And soap star, Antonio Sabato Jr. [he makes it to the big '4-0' on Leap Year Day, Wednesday, 2/29]
  

Lastly, talk to an Aquarian [Fri. 1/20 to Sat. 2/18] about this horoscopic ambition:

"...Play around and have fun with the red hearts and chocolates; however, don't forget to continue to make life better for the little guys and gals with new ideas..."

As for me, your Houseboy is slowly dissecting this blog 'till its end--this month, I'll be including some closing thoughts, rants, and ideas--all leading up to the post #400 and the 5th anniversary of this blog. I'm still thinking about some new directions I may take...but enjoy ol' Febbie for now--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

Sleep tight!