7 MANLY THINGS WE WISH MEN STILL DID
- Move Out Of Their Mother's House
(Really, Mme. Noire--Move out of Mama's House when the recession has systematically dissolved male productivity and that he has no chance right now to earn a living?? You've got to be kidding me) - Insist On Paying The Bill
(NO!--you've made your own damn money, now pay for your own damn food on the date. Moreover, if you were a wife of mine, or a roommate, shell up your share of the cash and help pay the rent!) - Dialing Our Number
(You know...why don't you try to call and ask me out--if you are so interested in me??? It's not going to make you 'less of a lady'...besides, I don't mind going out, but seriously...I don't want to have to always 'do the asking'!) - Hold The Door Open For A Stranger
(...Which I do as always for everyone--not just for your self-entitled ass.) - Keep Us Warm
(UH...you could go to Burlington Coat Factory and buy yourself a scarf and a hoodie--I need my jacket too...) - Help Us With Our Bags
(NOOOOO! You carry your own baggage) - Having A Signature Aftershave
(FUCK OFF, Mme.--Do you mean to tell me that Old Spice, AXE, or even TAG isn't good enough for you?)
What's the use of going out of my way, or even bending over backwards, to do these seven outdated, personal, and nonsensical things just to win your heart...and not get 'cockblocked' for it? You say that: 'I CAN DO BAD MY MYSELF--I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' MAN', but at the same time--you still want us to be your 'doormat'--FOR A HOUSEBOY.
FORGET ABOUT IT, MME. NOIRE!
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Old spice forever!
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A small victory, but a victory nonetheless.
Just more fembot drivel.
Oh and I agree with anon: Old Spice forever!
1) Old Spice forever!
2) Bitch, you want me to keep you warm? Then join me between the sheets, Darlin'! That way, we can BOTH keep warm and have some fun too... ;)
@Anon@10:06pm, @ScareCrow, @WooZoo, and @MarkyMark,
I too love Old Spice, but I've been a long time AXE user, and lemme tell ya--the scent smells awesome...even if Mme. Noire has a bitch to pick with it.
Eman
It was once explained to me by a wise Sage... that Old Spice is to be worn because it reminds girls of their daddy. Some wisdom there no doubt.
As for me, I like it because it does good things with my natural musk as it were.
Natural habbit of people to want to foster desire... even desire that is to be denied.
I have other products, Axe, Bruberry etc. But these are for special times. Everyday use is Old Spice. My way of sticking it to women without actually... sticking it to women... if you know what I mean.
Re: #3 and #6
My whole life I've heard, "a woman can do anything a man can do". Since the early 90s it's morphed to "a woman can do anything better than a man can do it."
Dialing a phone and carrying bags are things a man can do, ergo a woman can do them too.
I'm happy to let you, btw.
Old Spice: If it was good enough for Grandpa, it's good enough for me!
Actually, the ladies like when I wear Joop also...
"It was once explained to me by a wise Sage... that Old Spice is to be worn because it reminds girls of their daddy. Some wisdom there no doubt.
As for me, I like it because it does good things with my natural musk as it were.
Natural habbit of people to want to foster desire... even desire that is to be denied.
I have other products, Axe, Bruberry etc. But these are for special times. Everyday use is Old Spice. My way of sticking it to women without actually... sticking it to women... if you know what I mean."
@WooZoo, you could be right...it does have a manly scent...of 'daddy'. Old Spice isn't going away anytime soon...
Eman
"Re: #3 and #6
My whole life I've heard, "a woman can do anything a man can do". Since the early 90s it's morphed to "a woman can do anything better than a man can do it."
Dialing a phone and carrying bags are things a man can do, ergo a woman can do them too.
I'm happy to let you, btw."
...and let's not forget, @Herb: because of this kind of attitude, men are beginning to femulate like women--scary, huh?!
Eman
"Old Spice: If it was good enough for Grandpa, it's good enough for me!
Actually, the ladies like when I wear Joop also..."
You too, @Lord.Somber?! Yep...unanimously, Old Spice is the clear winner!
Eman
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