First, there was a 7' tall hoops player named Greg...
...he was an athletic 'BEAST' of many talents, a well-defined 'alpha male' to the ladies. But suddenly, he was no longer comfortable being that 'BEAST'--so with an ounce of 'girl juice' and with the help of mini-skirts, dresses, and blouses, Greg became a 'BEAUTY' named Lindsey...
...and from that moment, a 'GLAMAZON' was born! With her newly transformed identity, she set out into the world to further get in touch with her soft and sensitive 'feminine' side. That unusual 'red pill' moment freed the former 'male' from repressed masculinity; moreover, it saved him from being another 'cell-block' resident, a statistic of a dying social breed in response to the recent 'mancession', and from the most important non-victorious 'gender' role(s) of all: being the 'pursuer'. This femme, is a different type of woman: more enlightened, more expressive, and hopefully uninfected by 'feminist' toxins. Yes...a 'BIG BEAUTY' is born! Bigger than BIGFOOT, but more beautiful than BARBIE!
So folks, the moral of this short tale is: To be the bigger man in these turbulent times, it's best to be the better woman. Those dreaded feminists--FOR A HOUSEBOY...
(HT(s): Miss.Stana@Femulate for the inspiration to this fable, and to DailyMail.co.uk for the pictorials and post.)
5 comments:
Yikes!
Soon enough, all the women will climb out of the woodwork saying "She is not woman enough" ...
simply because most of them will be outperformed in areas requiring physical strength or height.
Gotta love that female "sisterhood" :)
WHOA! Imagine seeing that TrannySaurus Rex stomping down the street towards you, whip in hand. I couldn't run away fast enough.
"Yikes!"
@WooZoo, I understand--Being a 7' tall tranny is scary...I wonder what that 'glamazon' will pull off next...
"Soon enough, all the women will climb out of the woodwork saying "She is not woman enough" ...
simply because most of them will be outperformed in areas requiring physical strength or height.
Gotta love that female "sisterhood" :)"
Surprised, @P.Ray?! But look at it another way--Her height would make Maria Sharapova [6'-2"], Gabrielle Reece [6'-3"], or the Playboy model Amazon Eve [6'-9"] look like mice.
"WHOA! Imagine seeing that TrannySaurus Rex stomping down the street towards you, whip in hand. I couldn't run away fast enough."
Oooooohhhh...Tranny-saurus Rex?! Rexanne in her case, @Bronan...now if she puts on a dress, makeup, and jewelry, then it won't be that bad.
Eman
Barf!!!
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