Ok folks, a big hat tip to YouTube user, MrBoyBlondie, for that BGC Kristen Kelly spoof--it perfectly describes the status of the year MMXI--2011, that is...
Regardless, it's Saturday, December 31st, the last day of this month and also, the last day of 2011. Of course, my fourth month of going 'Woman-Less' had been tumultuous, due to my illness and laziness. I did promise to fill you guys in on an update of what's been happening in the man-o-sphere, but it looks like I'll have to carry it into the New Year, 2012. I hope that all of you have enjoyed this year of twists and turns, victories and losses, and heartfelt and heartaches.
To conclude, here are:
The MRA/MGTOW/Manosphere Class of 2011
Alcuin (VALEDICTORIAN)
Girl.Writes.What (VALEDICTORIAN)
The Private Man (SALUTATORIAN)
Johnny.Rambo (SALUTATORIAN)
Agent.Orange Files (from RadFem)
George.Rolph (A Man With A Pen)
Ferdinand Martinelli (Rulaz Rockerz)
Allan.Rosen, the Zero.Tolerance.Man
Forweg
Rookh
Zeta Male
Workshy Joe
Badger's Hut
Adam Kotsakis and the Gynocentric Theory
Simon Grey
Omega Virgin Revolt
Omnipitron
Dr. Pelle Billing
The Fifth Horseman, the Misandry Bubble dude
Lady.Catherine
Izzey (c/o, A Voice For Men)
Typhon.Blue (c/o, A Voice For Men)
Andy.Bob (c/o, A Voice For Men)
Jade.Michael (c/o, A Voice For Men)
John.The.Other (c/o, A Voice For Men)
Alphabeta.Supe (c/o, A Voice For Men)
Keyster (c/o, A Voice For Men)
Gucci.Little.Piggy
Ernest Chatham MSW, Robin.Gold, and co. @ Screw White Feminists
Woozoo
Human.Stupidity
Delusion.Damage
Charlie Bushmeister and co. @ Single Dude Travel
Veritas Aucleus
Barbarosssa (via YouTube)
Christy0Misty (via YouTube)
Leigh.Sabio, aka the Masochist Masculist (via YouTube)
Quiet Riot Grrl
Top Ideas, Highlights, News, Events, Themes, and Keywords for 2011:
Slutwalk March,
Manning Up (via TV, Article, and Pop Culture),
AVfM and A Shrink For Men Debut(s),
Texas Summer Drought And Central Texas Wildfire,
USA's Credit Rating Dropped,
15 Trillion debt,
Radical Feminist Obliteration Of Males,
Penn State Pedophilia Scandal,
Andrej Pejic and the Femi-Man Movement,
Register-Her Site For Female Offenders,
My MGTOW/MRA Woman-less Diet,
Male Sexual Mutilation (e.g., Catherine Kieu Becker, Mass Circumcision),
Lion Goodman's Ultimate Men's Summit,
McDonald's Hoodrattery (i.e., Rayon McIntosh and Christina Lee Polis),
Casey Anthony's Acquittal Of Murder,
Dr. Conrad Murray's Conviction Of Manslaughter Of Michael Jackson
Gay Marriage Permitted In NY,
Thomas James Ball's Self Immolation-BY-Fire Due To Heartless Family Courts,
Gabrielle Giffords' Assassination Attempt In Arizona,
Rebecca Black's Maligned Pop Hit Song 'Friday',
Embattled Tom Matlack and his Good Men Project,
Hetero-Marriage Collapse/Decline,
Millennial/Gen-X Career Woman Supersession and Burnout,
Osama Bin Laden Defeated And US Quits Iraqi War,
Dear Woman Video,
Ghadafi Assassinated, Children Killed
Mubarak Ousted,
Fuel Costs Risen Due To Protest In Libya,
Japan Tsunami and Earthquake,
Tornadoes in South US,
10th Anniversary of the 9/11 Attacks
Russell Armstrong's Shocking Reality TV Suicide, via Real Housewives
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' Short-Lived 72-day Wedding
Prince William and Kate Middelton's Royal Wedding,
US Suffers Near Gov't Default
Retro TV Digital Channel Revival (e.g., Me-TV, MyFamilyTV, RTv, AntennaTV, and PBJ)
Occupy: Wall Street
(NEW FEATURE: OBITUARIES) Farewell To The People We've Lost This Year:
Steven Jobs: Apple Computer founder and visionary
Kim Jong Il: North Korean Dictator
Elizabeth Taylor: Legendary actress and humanitarian
Amy Winehouse: Troubled, but Promising R&B/Soul Pop Singer
Nicholas Ashford: 1/2 of the Veteran Motown Soul Duo, Ashford And Simpson
Harry Morgan: Actor who portrayed Colonel Potter on the long-running series, M.A.S.H.
Betty Ford: Former First Lady/widow of former president Gerald Ford
Anne Francis: Actress best known as the girl crime-fighter, Honey West
Christopher Hitchens: British-born American journalist, also a devout atheist and leftist
Kaye Stevens: Actress, singer, and game show valet
Heavy D: Late 80s/Early 90s rapper-turned-music exec
Andy Rooney: Beloved 60 Minutes commentator
Dan Wheldon: British-born Indianapolis race car driver/champion
Peter Falk: Veteran actor best known as Detective Columbo
Mikey Welsh: Bassist/former member of the pop/punk band, Weezer--turned artist
Ryan Dunn: Audacious daredevil/reality TV star of MTV's Jackass
Clarence Clemmons: Legendary saxophonist and long-time member of the E-Street Band with colleague, Bruce Springsteen
Jack Kevorkian: Controversial assisted-suicide doctor
Jeff Conaway: TV actor who appeared on the hit sitcom, TAXI
"Macho Man" Randy Savage: Legendary wrestling great, and actor
Jack LaLanne: Groundbreaking health/exercise/fitness guru and motivational speaker
Speaking of New Year's Eve, be careful when celebrating--don't drink and drive, and dance away the scars of the soon-to-be past year. 2012 starts tomorrow--arrive safely--FOR A HOUSEBOY!
Happy New Year's Eve from the Houseboy Lair...and thanks for one hell of a year with 2011!
Merry X-Mas, folks! Today's the big day...your Desperate Houseboy did some caroling at a nursing home in H-Town earlier today. here are some clips:
(Just a brief X-Mas greeting...no biggie)
(I'm singing to all the residents, visitors, and staff--along with the other volunteers...however, I'm the one holding the camera--that's why you couldn't see me)
I just wanted to share you for a moment, giving your time to help others. It's a very beautiful thing to do...and for this Holiday season, it's perfectly appropriate! Of course you have to spend time with your family and friends--but, don't forget: there are some less fortunate people that you have to consider. Of course, some are nearing the end of their lives, and you also have some that have no home, and those who've suffered. you have to take those into consideration..and that's the most important thing that makes me volunteer my time. And moreover, when you volunteer, you're also serving and giving back to your community and city...which makes you feel better about yourself and improves your well being.
Just a thought for this special day--Enjoy the rest of your X-mas night...and Happy Holidays--FOR A HOUSEBOY!
...No, for real, folks! It's Saturday night--and Christmas Eve...Your Houseboy is in for tonight, getting ready for tomorrow morning. Everyone will be out at the churches and then with their families for a ridiculously huge Christmas Day feast...and while you're at it--I'm going to spend my 34th Christmas birthday caroling and spreading good cheer to nursing homes where it's needed most. So, no blogging for tonight or tomorrow--I've got a date with Santa!
Folks, when did celebrating Christmas become denigrating to women?! Well, according to this party-pooping bitch...she has listed the top 5 sexist holiday songs that would make any feminazi [Ms. Marcotte and Ms. Valenti, I hope you're paying attention to this] cringe and bust balls...and I don't mean the ones [ornaments] you hang on trees:
Mariah Carey--All I Want For Christmas Is You
Jimmy Boyd--I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Perry Como--It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
Eartha Kitt--Santa Baby
Dean Martin--Baby, It's Cold Outside
*GROANING* Ohhh, I can't cease to despise the sheer arrogance of this feminist bitch--You and your goddamned 'rape-hysteria-crazy, don't-objectify-us' shit! I hope that Santa leaves a ton or two of lumps of coal in your stockings...and especially in your 'pink panties'. And from me, with that kind of attitude, you're getting nothing but a carton of lit molotov cockails thrown in your face...you don't just come in here Holiday season and disrespect the songs of joy, happiness, and togetherness like that...FOR A HOUSEBOY!
Good afternoon, folks. I just want to make this brief: Your Desperate Houseboy is still alive and kicking; however, he's been so busy these past two weeks. The reasons:
I've had to put off manosphere blogging to prepare students for final exams
I've also had to briefly run to and from Austin for nothing
This past weekend, I had suffered a really bad neck and back pain, as well as a scratchy throat
And...I've been catching up on sleep, eventually sleeping all day and being lazy
Since my last introductory post, I haven't kept up with the recent events in the manosphere. So I'll have to do a special linkage/news roundup in order to catch up. I do apologize--FOR A HOUSEBOY!
Ahhh...Thursday, the 1st day of December--not to mention that in 30 days, the end of 2011 is near! The holidays are in full swing and the sweaters could come in handy. Today, however, be aware of the dirty 'RED' that 'kills' millions and take the proper precautions to avoid it [Tonight's World AIDS Day].
And when you're done, have a Jewish pal invite you over to their house and light their '9' candles [Hanukkah comes two weeks from Wednesday, 12/21] on the same day Ol' Man Winter begins to freeze over [Winter season also begins on that same day]. The next thing is to spend the Sabbath day with Jesus and Jolly Ol' St. Nick...and, ME?! [Christmas Day this year is three weeks from Sunday, 12/25] Not to worry...you should also conclude '011 with the 7-candle twitch of Black Kwanzaa. [the last 6 days of this month, 12/26-12/31, the latter being New Year's Eve]
On account of candles and birthday cakes, light the candles and say 'Happy Birthday' to:
Actress Amanda Seyfried [26th birthday this Saturday, 12/3]
Soon-to-be former Desperate Housewife, Teri Hatcher [47th birthday next Thursday, 12/8]
Actor Brad Pitt [also turning 47, except two weeks from Sunday, 12/18]
And songbird, Dido [her 40th birthday, on Christmas Sunday?!, 12/25]--the same day that your Desperate Houseboy celebrates his 34th--WTF?!
...and on account of 'zodiacs', send this horoscopic telegram to a Sagittarian (born between 11/22 and 12/21):
"Never stop pursuing for the big picture of what's going on in this broken world today. Start a cheerful conversation, but don't get too fussy--it's not in the 'joyous' spirit of this season..."
Alas, moi is going to bow out '011 with a multitude of surprises and anticipated topics left untouched all this year. Be on the lookout for the year-end review, my goodbyes to the dearly departed, the year's highlights, and... [*drum roll*] the third edition of the MRA/MGTOW Class of 2011!
Make the most of December and enjoy the advent of a 'good, clean holiday cheer'--FOR A HOUSEBOY!
