Ahhh...Thursday, the 1st day of December--not to mention that in 30 days, the end of 2011 is near! The holidays are in full swing and the sweaters could come in handy. Today, however, be aware of the dirty 'RED' that 'kills' millions and take the proper precautions to avoid it [Tonight's World AIDS Day].
And when you're done, have a Jewish pal invite you over to their house and light their '9' candles [Hanukkah comes two weeks from Wednesday, 12/21] on the same day Ol' Man Winter begins to freeze over [Winter season also begins on that same day]. The next thing is to spend the Sabbath day with Jesus and Jolly Ol' St. Nick...and, ME?! [Christmas Day this year is three weeks from Sunday, 12/25] Not to worry...you should also conclude '011 with the 7-candle twitch of Black Kwanzaa. [the last 6 days of this month, 12/26-12/31, the latter being New Year's Eve]
On account of candles and birthday cakes, light the candles and say 'Happy Birthday' to:
- Actress Amanda Seyfried [26th birthday this Saturday, 12/3]
- Soon-to-be former Desperate Housewife, Teri Hatcher [47th birthday next Thursday, 12/8]
- Actor Brad Pitt [also turning 47, except two weeks from Sunday, 12/18]
- And songbird, Dido [her 40th birthday, on Christmas Sunday?!, 12/25]--the same day that your Desperate Houseboy celebrates his 34th--WTF?!
...and on account of 'zodiacs', send this horoscopic telegram to a Sagittarian (born between 11/22 and 12/21):
"Never stop pursuing for the big picture of what's going on in this broken world today. Start a cheerful conversation, but don't get too fussy--it's not in the 'joyous' spirit of this season..."
Alas, moi is going to bow out '011 with a multitude of surprises and anticipated topics left untouched all this year. Be on the lookout for the year-end review, my goodbyes to the dearly departed, the year's highlights, and... [*drum roll*] the third edition of the MRA/MGTOW Class of 2011!
Make the most of December and enjoy the advent of a 'good, clean holiday cheer'--FOR A HOUSEBOY!
Now, go in peace--and Happy Holidays! ;o)
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