The Witches Are Coming...The Witches Are Coming!

Hey folks, it's Saturday, October 1st--and it's the worst month for every MRA, MGTOW, Zeta Male, and 'Red Pill' druggie: It's the day the witches come out and curse every sane male with their evil feminist propaganda!

Tonight...and all this month, you're going to see:

• Victim princesses and their white-nights practicing their anti-DV voodoo on any man who dares to cross the line in any argument at home. (Domestic Violence Awareness Month)


• Ominously voluptuous femme-fatales who have nothing better to do than to haunt and flaunt their breasts of 'pink venom'. (Breast Cancer Awareness Month)

and


• Feral children in masks and disguises who will promise you nothing but mischief and mayhem when they stalk your front door and steal your bowl of 'Snickers' candy (Halloween on Monday, 10/31)

Moreover, what's even more painful--the Z-list birthdays of:

• Bristol Palin, the Teen Mom-esque daughter of former Republican vice-presidential candidate, Sarah Palin [turning 21, two weeks from Tuesday, 10/18]


• One of the most spoiled brats of reality TV, Kim Kardashian [she'll be 31, come two weeks from Friday, 10/21]

and


• The visceral vegan and 'Clueless' film star, Alicia Silverstone [this Tuesday, 10/4, she hits 35]

And lastly, to you Libras [born 9/24 to 10/23], if you have the intestinal fortitude, heed this:

"Don't be gullible enough to buy into sinful monologues and cults--your unique charm will wither to dust once your claws indulge in darkness..."

Already, I'm on month #2 of my 'woman-less' diet, and I assure you--I'll be keeping an eye on the femme's anti-DV shenanigans--FOR A HOUSEBOY.

Bye for now.