Thursday, October 13, 2011
Give It Up, Phoenix Jones--You're NO 'Batman' Or 'Brown Hornet'!
...You shouldn't be using your own pathetic, chivalrous 'captain save-a-ho' superpowers to intervene in assaults and break up fights with crazy drunk females! After all, you did get 'felonized' for it...and yo ass whooped by one of 'em--FOR A HOUSEBOY!
BTW...that's a 'cheezy-ass costume' you're wearing, soulbrotha!
(HT(s): Welmer@TheSpearhead, TheBlotter@SeattleTimes, and Ryan McNamee, via Vimeo)
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And Penny Young Nance wonders why all the men are avoiding women. Welcome to the world of false accusation Mister Phoenix Jones. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200. Your Nice Guy White Knighting rehab begins now.
That was more sickening and yet at the same time funny - than that "Dear Woman" video...
@Rex.Patriarch and @ScareCrow,
Don't remind me--a 'white-knight' such as him, just bought himself some more prison time with that 'Batman' act--thus, his re-enactment wasn't very good...
Eman
The only person a man should be a "superhero" for is himself, with the only possible exception being young children unable to defend themselves.
I wouldn't lift a finger for any skanky American woman and I have seen them beaten before and just chuckled and walked on by. Women are definitely bringing a lot of confrontation on themselves these days and in every case I know about, it is the woman's fault. They start bar fights with men and occasionally get their teeth knocked out for their trouble. Not my problem, and definitely not yours.
White (lol) Knighting is for pussies and faggots anyway. Now Phoenix Jones will have his name recorded as being arrested for streetfighting and have his name (not used here because I feel sorry for him) and face in the media. He is not a super hero. He is an asshole who gets into street fights. Thanks to google he will be known for years. Good luck finding a job or improving yourself in these trying times with such a reputation.
"...Now Phoenix Jones will have his name recorded as being arrested for streetfighting and have his name (not used here because I feel sorry for him) and face in the media. He is not a super hero. He is an asshole who gets into street fights. Thanks to google he will be known for years. Good luck finding a job or improving yourself in these trying times with such a reputation..."
No, he definitely isn't @Anony.Mouse. I cannot see him as a hero of the cape in response to what just happened--even if we still have to hear from the likes of him again...
Eman
If he's going to fight crime, why try breaking up a fight between a couple of skanks? If they harmed each other, wouldn't that improve the gene pool?
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