2009: Goodbye And Good Riddance!

MGTOWs, MRAs, Houseboys, and Bachelors. Today's the last day of '09...and also the last day of the decade. The journey these last 10 years have been turbulent for all of you.

First let's start off with the top six of the MGTOW/MRA class of 2009:

1.) Welmer, newcomer and brainchild of The Spearhead
2.) Novaseeker, another excellent newcomer and regular Spearhead contributor.
3.) Fiercely Independent John Nada, a genuine MGTOW and brainchild of the Going Ghost website
4.) Paul Elam, Men's News Daily's succeeding editor
5.) Roissy In DC, a regular PUA/Game enthusiast.
6.) Pro-Male Anti-Feminist Tech, inventive/forward thinking MRA/MGTOW who promotes artificial wombs and sexbots as an alternative to the current generation of Western women

Secondly, the theme(s) of MGTOW/MRA for 2009: GAME, PICK-UP ARTIST, ALPHA/BETA/OMEGA

At last, dealing with the depressing climate of emasculation and misandry in hot bed of an awful economy.

Don't despair fellas...2010 starts tomorrow...and hopefully we can all rebound--if possible. Enjoy New Year's Eve--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Tiger Woods Needs To Lay Off The Skanks...

Today, Tiger Woods turns 34, however, it'll be a lonely celebration for him--due to the one thing that his wife should have warned and taught him about: Girls Gone Wild. Lately, I've read about his infidelity, and while I don't condone his philandrous cadoodling in any way...I don't think he was educated about the dangers of hanging with the wrong types of women, which is extremely common among heterosexual alpha-males and pick-up artists.

Now let's put Tiger in another situation. For example, he just won another golfing tournament, suddenly, an unknown Jane comes to him and kisses him...except in a patronizing fashion. His wife, Elin, sees the action taking place and is displeased, so she continues to observe and questions to herself: What will my Tiger do when that woman kisses him? and Will he say no to that wench by rejecting her advances? It's not very easy. With the fact that he would've ended up in the slammer if he'd made an effort to nonviolently push that woman away and tell her, 'Sorry, not interested', most married men get caught up in an instant shit test not knowing what to do when it happens to them. And even with their careers, families, and good reputations at stake, the prediction of what bad will happen to them is definitely obvious.

Infidelity is like 'career suicide'. When you have an affair outside of a marriage, publicized or in private, the consequences are damning. You can lose your spouse, your kids, your finances, and even your happy home--unless you can admit it to your spouse and that you can try to seek counseling to correct it. In Tiger's case, it'll be a huge loss: his sponsors and endorsers have all severed ties with him as we know it; furthermore, he could lose a part of his 8-figure income. He has already taken an indefinite break from the sport as a result.

Now MGTOWs, MRAs, Houseboys, and Good Bachelors, hopefully Mr. Woods will get the help that he needs and that he will go back to being that groundbreaking athlete he once was. At least he learned something very important--Playing with a group of girls gone wild: It's a BITCH...FOR A HOUSEBOY.

Too Much Of Anything Isn't Good For You Sista....

MRAs, MGTOWs, Houseboys, and Bachelors: What you're looking at are some very well-educated, sustained, and attractive black females. However, there's one bit of a problem--the reason why they're still single...is because they create themselves a list of what you have to be [e.g., pro-athlete, rapper/r&b artist etc.], what you have to do for her [including be a so-called 'real man' and hold doors, pull chairs, and ask her to go out with you], and most important--what you have to look like [for instance, if you're under 6 feet tall, you have no chance for a date with her]...in other words, these sistas just not only want, but they also expect too much out of their black brothas.

Yesterday, I was at Rex Patriarch's blog with his post: "The Back Pocket Girls" and it pretty much sums it up. Here's what he has to say:


Not enough men to go around, standards set way to high, pricing themselves out of the market, but guess who's fault all of this is. Steve Harvey made some good points at first but in the end he seemed to pull a Dr. Phil and blamed it on men not teaching younger men about manhood. Now that could have meant anything but I am guessing that you don't get a relationship book that men will never read up to number 1 by telling women what they don't want to hear.

Boom! In reference to Dr. Warren Farrell--Women Can't Hear What Men Don't Say. Contrarily, this generation of modern women doesn't care and doesn't want to hear about what you have to bring to the table.

One of them let it slip that the list of requirements goes out the window when she gets the gina tingle for a guy. Ok she calls it chemistry but you know what she means. That is what you boys need to understand. Don't jump through all these hoops they set up for you. Don't try to meet all these requirments that they set. Don't be the white knight that opens all the doors or comes to the rescue at every crisis. Let the other schmucks do all that. When you do all those things you become the guy she will not settle for.

Right Rex! The thought of jumping through every set of hoops that she has before you to prove that you're 'man enough' to meet her needs and ridiculously high standards will obviously make her less interested in you. You can't just kill yourself to please a high maintenance female...

The fact is you are not the one that has to settle. None of you, not a single one. The numbers are on your side. They don't even really want you jumping through hoops, those are just shit tests to see if you are something good to eat. If you jump at them you are no good. If you run they chase you down. They are the ones who want to be jumping through hoops. They want the guy they can't have. When they feel you are what they can't have they will let you know. You will not be the one asking for the phone number.

Simply put--you have nothing to lose with these 'sistas'! These shit tests are a definite 'FAIL'...FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Leave these gals alone with their gluttonous and unrealistic 'princess mentality', and you'll do better without them...

Gone On A Date With The Ol' Christmas Tree!

MGTOWs, MRAs, Houseboys, and Bachelors, I sincerely apologize for not posting lately. I've been a little depressed with the recent misandry that I've been forced to put up with this year. But--because tonight's Christmas Eve and tomorrow's Christmas Day, I'm going to take a short break from blogging to ease a little pain by messing with the tree...and of course the mistletoe!

From the Desperate Houseboy lair: Season's Greetings...FOR A HOUSEBOY!!!!

Blogging will resume Monday. [P.S. I also turn 32 tomorrow! Please wish me a happy birthday whenever you can!!!!!]

Farewell, My Dear...

IN MEMORIAM:

BRITTANY MURPHY

(November 10, 1977 to December 20, 2009)

Men's issues aside for a bit--Yesterday, we've lost another heroine, but this time, it's Clueless/8 Mile/Sin City actress Brittany Murphy. Yesterday, she died of a heart attack at age 32. From her passing MRAs, MGTOWs, Houseboys, and Bachelors, we must remind ourselves that the only thing that's more precious than activism, is life itself. Nowadays, despite what we've gone through these last 10 years--life doesn't last forever...we are not infinite, thus when it's our time to leave this Earth, we must leave behind the scars, the beatings, the joys, and even the good/bad people that have impacted each of our lives.

Thanks for everything Ms. Murphy, sleep well my dear...RIP.

An Emasculating Truth--Coming To A Redbox/Netflicks Kiosk Near You

Compliments of the official movie website, and even their own YouTube page *GASP*

Excerpt:

...Man-skills are on the decline. Skinny jeans are on the rise. And male testosterone? Declining at 1% a year. What does it all mean for the future of mankind?...

It means that you, the mainstream media, along with the feminazis, have done exactly what you've said you've wanted to do--wimpify us men! Woohoo [*sarcasm*], great job! You've had your 40 years of fame of deliberately dismantling, denigrating, diminishing, and definitely, incriminating anything with an 'XY' tattoo on it...not to mention that our future great-/grandchildren might be watching with their own two eyes.

Suppose if they might end up becoming shemales because of it...not a good sign of the times--FOR A HOUSEBOY!

Watch the clip, and stay tuned for a planned she-man future!

The Best Holiday Tool For A Pick-Up Artist This Christmas Is...

That's right--MISTLETOE!!!!

That cute little green plant with the white bulbs hanging is perfectly ideal for the disgruntled PUA/alpha-male to use to woo any post-feminist woman into her arms--well, as long as you don't get bitch-slapped in return...and that wouldn't be so joyful, would it?!

Especially now that it's Tuesday, December 1st, the remnants of that poor turkey that you ate is with the junkyard dog, Black Friday at your neighborhood Kohl's and Best Buy was a bust, and at last you sent Anne Hathaway a great big 'FUCK OFF', just to say sihonara to a nerve-wrecking November!!

With the first of the month, stay HIV-free [World AIDS Day, is today], gaze at the Jewish candles a week from Saturday [Hanukkah is 12/12], be merry, but freaky on a Friday with Jesus and Jolly Ol' Saint Nick [Christmas Day is 12/25, which is also E-Blay day--I turn 32], and at last send XOXOs to your black brotha, Tiger Woods [Birthday 12/30] and Kwanzaa [the final 6 days of December and 2009]!

This year [and also the first decade of the 2000s] is coming to a close...I'll provide updates and some more MRA/MGTOW blogging when I feel like it! Just kidding...Happy Red, White, and Green--FOR A HOUSEBOY! MUAHZZZ!